Politicaholic's Guide To International Exports (download warning: satire with lots-o-pics)

[politicaholic]

Professional wrestler Chyna
"exporting" an opponent out of
the ring. Take that America!!!

The numbers are back and China has passed the US in exports with Germany being #1...of course if drugs where added to the equation then Afghanistan and Columbia would be #1 and #2.

Export growth from China boomed 27 percent last year, outpacing all other major trading nations, the WTO said in releasing its first batch of global trade statistics for 2006.

...thanks Walmart!!! Take your bouncing smiley face and lodge it deep, deep, deep into your rectum.

Top Chinese Exports

The unwanted children, i.e. female......................and compretery useress clap.

How the hell is Germany #1? Uh-oh, are they breeding super-humans again? Those scamps...

Europe recorded its strongest growth in merchandise exports since 2000, but continued to lag behind the global rate of expansion, the report said.

...It's because other than the Germans, the rest of Europe is not as efficient...and also they're probably drunk.

Top German Exports

High quality vehicles........................and, well, this pic is like porn to me so...porn?

The US is getting surpassed and we have fragile little egos. Luckily there are enough lawyers in the US to sue every man, woman, and child in China. Yayyyyy!!! Show's them!

The United States filed two new complaints against China at the WTO on Tuesday over copyright policy and restrictions on the sale of American movies, music and books — the culmination of years of agitation in Washington over one of the world’s biggest sources of illegally copied goods ranging from DVDs, CDs and designer clothes to sporting goods and medications.

...hey, but China didn't make the friggin' rules that put so much value on wearing a label. It was the designers and sporting good manufacturers separating the classes by fashion. Fuck 'em. As for pharmaceutical companies, if they spend as much time researching as they do bitching, we'd have a cure for stupidity. How about this, why don't we stop the republicans from perpetually repeating their own failures, i.e, supply side economics and unwinnable wars.

Why are we now #3 in the world in exports? Because the republicans have changed our exports from actual tangible goods to things that cost us money to export. For example:

Top US Exports

Hitler was democratically voted in.
So was George W. Bush. I just realized
something...Democracy sucks!!!!!


This photo looks a little old,
I wonder if he's still a virgin?


This article was inspired by: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18074677/