Who put the youth in euthanasia? . . . Please come CAPTION ol' Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying, "Don't get me wrong, America. I'm not comparing myself to Christ. . . . I'd never dream of it. . . For one, I wasn't born in Bethlehem! . . . . And nobody ever washed my feet with tears, although it sounds like it might be kinda fun. . . . But then Christ didn't have my ratings, either. And I'll bet he couldn't galvanize the masses on a whim. . . . No, America, He'd suffer by comparison, . . . and I'm simply too religious to go down that route."

[HopeHoops]

1. I'm touching myself under the desk.

He looks like such a pervert in that picture.

[billybob537]

2. Quick CUE "Twilight Zone Theme!"

[HCE SuiGeneris]

3. He looks 5 years old...

demented, twisted thoughts coursing through a vacuous space between two earlobes.

[billybob537]

4. It's so nice

People with mental disabilities are finally finding jobs in media!

[skip fox]

5. "Underwear is for sissies."

:)

[skip fox]

6. "Thinking is highly over-rated."

;)

[Catshrink]

7. "I'm so pretty, I'm so pretty

I'm so pretty and charming and ga---- Who ruined my song!??!"

(Disclaimer: That's me "speaking" for Beckerhead, I'm not disparaging our GLBT friends.)

[grantcart]

8. " I am an alcoholic, I am a dirtbag" sometimes Glenn is acurate.

[Motown_Johnny]

9. I won't compare myself to Christ because in many ways I am much more impressive than he was

WORSHIP ME!!!!

[sakabatou]

10. "We now return to the 'Beck's Boob Hour'"

"I'm your host, Glen Beck, the biggest boob out there."

[titoresque]

11. I like paste and swimming with my socks on. nt.