Glenn Beck said Americorps is getting $500 Billion?

[Canuckistanian]

To act as Obama's "personal army"?
WTF? :wtf:

[Parche]

1. His real name is Perry Noid

:rofl: :hi:

[scheming daemons]

2. He doesn't even care if what he says approximates the truth anymore

he's become a caricature of the right.

[BlooInBloo]

3. So? Who cares what he says?

[bamacrat]

4. It wouldn't matter if so many armed unstable children didn't belive him.

[BlooInBloo]

12. (shrug) Let it hereby be assumed that he will say no fewer than 100 incredibly hateful things...

all of which are false, to approximately 10 million people, for the next 20 years.

There. Now it won't ever be news to anybody ever again.

[bamacrat]

17. Ok that's one way to look at it

You must not live in Faux country like I do.

[Creena]

5. Who is going to break the news to Bachmann?

Imagine the horror knowing your son is not only attending a re-education camp, but off to join Obama's personal army!

[Ikonoklast]

6. First rule about Americorps Secret Army is....

DO NOT TALK ABOUT AMERICORPS SECRET ARMY!

[Canuckistanian]

13. LOL

Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo!

[Beaverhausen]

7. Wasn't Americorps started by Clinton?

[Garbo 2004]

35. And augmented by legislation signed by GW Bush. nt

[bluestateguy]

8. Wait a minute? How come nobody told me?

For all that time and money I gave in the campaign, I should have been offered an officer commission in Obama's private army. Was I passed over?

I'm so alienated :cry: Dennis Kucinich 2012!

[Neecy]

9. lol

[madeline_con]

10. Hubby was watching the little douchebag today and opined that

his eye rolling and stupid expressions seem to be what gives him credibility with other douchebags. :shrug:

[Vickers]

11. Was he wearing the East German uniform when he said that?

:rofl:

[rug]

14. What till he finds out what Obama plans for the Census.

[moobu2]

15. Time to initiate plan 9.2

[Canuckistanian]

19. Shhh! The plans aren't finalized yet!

Fool! You'll give EVERYTHING away!

Loose lips sink ships!

[bosbdd2009]

16. You Fool!

Dont you know Obama is building a secret army of Americorp thugs to take over the country, it's supposed to be a secret, and we are not supposed to talk about it, did you forget?

[Canuckistanian]

20. I forgot. Sorry.

I will report myself to the re-education camp.

Thank you, comrade.... oops I mean, buddy.

[rucky]

39. Be sure to use the codename:

Project Take Over The Country With Americorp Thugs

that'll throw 'em off the trail.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

18. Um, Glenn? Yeah you. Cmere.

First, get a kleenex will ya, and stop blubbering.

Now, this is gonna be our lil secret ok? President Obama (stop with the blubbering dammit!) umm... well, he already has an Army. And a Navy. Yes yes, an Air Force and a Marine Corps too. He even has a Coast Guard.

It's this little thing called being Commander-in-Chief. You probably remember it being called being Commander Guy. I thought you might.

I won't try and explain Americorps to you. I can barely hear myself talk over the wailing.

[Canuckistanian]

23. LOL

He really should get a grip.

Fox News is starting to complain about all the Kleenex expenses.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

24. Heh.

They've resorted to sawdust on the floor to save on the mopping.

Good to see you my friend. :hug:

[Davis_X_Machina]

21. Equal roughly to the Department of Defense? Glenn was sick the week...

...they did place value in 5th grade, I reckon.

[subcomhd]

22. Is Americorps the missing "c" in Oligarhy? nt

[marmar]

25. Michele Bachmann, move over. Glenn BecKKK wants to drive the right-wing crazy bus now.

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[RoccoR5955]

26. Didn't Beck say that he stopped drinking? I think he lied!

Judging from this statement. It could only be from someone who is so inebriated, that he cannot reason. Does he also have someone change his socks for him?

[Hansel]

41. I agree. His babbling does sound alcohol induced.

He's like the crazy guy at the bar that everyone humors and mocks.

Edit to add: Maybe he's a dry drunk.

[Swamp Rat]

27. Glenn Beck fell off der Kübelwagen again

[G_j]

28. awesome

:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

38. OMFSM!

BAHAHAHAHAHA

That's so great!!!!

Shaking in my chair. :rofl:

S'up cousin? :hug:

[Swamp Rat]

40. Way'at SCE!

:hi::hug:

[Pirate Smile]

29. Out of the $787 Billion Stimulus Bill, 500 Billion was for Americorp or the "secret army"?

Hmmm. I guess Acorn only got $287 Billion

[EFerrari]

32. LOL

[Yavin4]

30. There Is A Method To His Madness

By throwing out crackpot untruths like this, it puts legitimate stories on Blackwater in the same category of everything being partisan quackery.

[Hugabear]

31. If that were true, his ass would be getting dragged into the street

The fact that he's still broadcasting his lies and propaganda shows what a fucking liar he is.

[no bad days]

33. My question is..

How much money is Americorps getting and are they hiring?

[LostInAnomie]

34. I'm bullish of Americorps. It's going places.

[kenny blankenship]

36. If that were true, even if it were just 500 million and not like he said 500 BILLION

somebody explain how this shitstick is still walking around and wasting O₂?

[MidwestTransplant]

37. OMG and Bachman's son joined. The horror.

[Hansel]

42. He's infiltrated to save America.

He'll report back to Michele and Glenn.