ddeclue
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Fri Sep-18-09 12:46 AM
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BREAKING: Wolf Blitzer to appear on "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" |
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after the drubbing he got on Jeopardy, he says he wants to try a show where he has a fighting chance of winning...
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Fri Sep-18-09 12:47 AM
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Fri Sep-18-09 12:49 AM
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2. Boilfwotzer. tsk tsk tsk. |
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Fri Sep-18-09 12:57 AM
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3. some jokes write themselves.... (eom) |
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Fri Sep-18-09 12:59 AM
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4. "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" |
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I don't know, that's pushing it for Wolfie. Maybe, 1st or 2nd grader. How about pre-schooler? You know what, he should just stay the fuck off any quiz show.
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Fri Sep-18-09 01:01 AM
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5. I think he already answered "No" on Jeopardy. |
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Fri Sep-18-09 01:01 AM
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6. I don't know why people thought he was of normal intelligence. |
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Fucker worked years for Pat at the 700 Club. He is nothing but a stupid fundamentalist. And today he showed it.
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Fri Sep-18-09 01:03 AM
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7. This man would FAIL at nearly anything. |
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Ol' Lesley Blither couldn't take-home so much as a 2nd place honorable mention and lifetime supply of Cheeto's consolation prize from "Are you smarter than an Irradiated Protozoan?"
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ddeclue
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Fri Sep-18-09 01:04 AM
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8. Well that's not really a fair contest - an irradiated protozoan was valedictorian at my high school. |
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Fri Sep-18-09 01:45 PM
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Clearly, you hung-out with the best of the best of the Irradiated Protozoans. But old Wolfie would have lost just as badly to the surly, semi-literate protozoans cadging cigarettes and moribund bacteria around the bathroom floor drain when they should have been in history class.
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Fri Sep-18-09 01:09 AM
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Fri Sep-18-09 01:46 AM
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...I loved Wolf on the Mary Tyler Moore Show. He DID play Ted Baxter, right?
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Fri Sep-18-09 02:08 AM
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11. What is Wolf Blitzer's next embarrassment, Alex? |
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Fri Sep-18-09 02:39 AM
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12. They should invite Sarah Palin |
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I'd watch that even if I was out of popcorn! :popcorn:
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Fri Sep-18-09 02:46 AM
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13. Does his father own CNN? |
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Why did they hire him? :shrug:
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Fri Sep-18-09 01:48 PM
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This could be fun. :rofl:
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