Monday's Lil' Mafioso . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

skip fox

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Mon Sep-28-09 02:10 PM
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Monday's Lil' Mafioso . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

Edited on Mon Sep-28-09 02:15 PM by skip fox

Head Wreck is saying: " . . . and I'm telling you America, if we don't wake up a lot of Republicans aren't going to be alive in a year or so . . . except for the ones Obama will keep in special facilities as organ donors and stem-cell farms. . . . I know it's hard to believe, but it's absolutely true. . . . In fact I had a dream last night in which. . . ."

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Blue_Tires

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Mon Sep-28-09 02:12 PM
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1. how the fuck did he EVER find out about Project X?

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skip fox

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Mon Sep-28-09 02:20 PM
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2. "And it's easy to remember: there are 18 principles, 4 standards, 16 hidden causes,

26 summary redactions, 142 righteous assumptions, 368 infallible . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

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SIMPLYB1980

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Mon Sep-28-09 02:21 PM
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3. LoL!

:toast:

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skip fox

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Mon Sep-28-09 02:41 PM
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4. "I know I'm not Christ. He was without sin for his entire life. But for me

it's only been since I gave up the bottle."

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skip fox

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Mon Sep-28-09 03:30 PM
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5. " . . . and I'm not urging violence, but if you gotta gun and just happen to

Edited on Mon Sep-28-09 03:39 PM by skip fox

come across someone who's in the process of destroying our great nation either directly or secretly, well . . . Heck, it's almost your duty. . . . But don't get me wrong."

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YOY

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Mon Sep-28-09 03:38 PM
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6. This man has a bottle with his name on it.

I'm not one to cheer for Alcoholics to fall off the wagon...but it's gonna be a BLAST when he does.

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skip fox

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Mon Sep-28-09 04:13 PM
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7. " . . . I may have a big head, America, but is it wrong to see what's in front of me

and report it. . . . You know all about this 'second coming business'? . . . . Well, I'm back! . . . What's so egotistical about seeing and saying the obvious?"

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Arkana

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Mon Sep-28-09 04:14 PM
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8. "I enjoy long walks, margaritas, and masturbating over pictures

of famous Republicans...and ladies, I'm AVAILABLE."

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MilesColtrane

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Mon Sep-28-09 05:03 PM
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9. "I have pudding in my pants. John the Baptist wanted nine, but I'm not talking...OK?"

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spanone

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Mon Sep-28-09 05:06 PM
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10. what a fabulous idea, glenn....i fucking pray it's true

:rofl:

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