Exclusive: The First Excerpt from "Going Rogue"

[Are_grits_groceries]

Editors Note: Below is the exclusive first excerpt from Sarah Palin's forthcoming autobiography, Going Rogue. This post first appeared at PinkoMag.com, where it was translated from Sarah Palin's original english by Stirling McLaughlin.


Chapter One: “I Am Therefor Such As”
By Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin

Say it ain’t so Joe! My name is Sarah Palin. Recently several year I the State of Alaska had the pleasure, north the hugeness, am the zealous public servant! My husband and I have blessed with many attractive children. In 2008 I even has the pleasure is presidential candidate’s John the McCain running mate! I enjoy the hunting wolf and the moose. Is the wife and the mother also.

I am born in Sandpoint, Idaho, four children three. My mother Sarah Six Pack is school secretary, and my father Charles is the science teacher and the orbital training. When I am the baby I family am moved to Alaska. Do you rape kit? Needing 100000 USD sent Nigeria internet. Trig! SarahPac.com.

Grew up we usually to participate in 5 km and 10 km the competition! On me Wasilla high school, located at 44 mile Anchorage north. When I there I am the Christian athlete chapter and girls’ member companion head. And, I am school’ Captain and point guard. Even won the Alaska condition champion in 1982 us!

My father is feels very much proud. Joe the Plumber! Later I will go to the Hawaiian am the graduation from the high school the institute in Honolulu. I leave, in a semester later and will shift to the north Idaho institute Community college. Moose. I in 1983 year two semesters, a generality have studied major. In 1984, I won Miss Wasilla Pageant, then completed third in 1984 Alaska young lady!

In August, 1984, I shifted to Idaho’s University in Moscow, my older brothers, Charles, major in the education. Wolf moose. In two semesters later I in returned to Alaska, and on Community college, a deadline 1985 autumn. Golly gee wilikers. Then returned to Idaho’s University in January, 1986, I passed has completed my bachelor! The degree in the correspondence journalism aspect. Again my father is feels very much proud. This is the matter obtains interesting. In 1988,

I worked have taken sports Reporter in Anchorage and border area. I also helped in husband’s commercial fishing industry family property. Therefore no gay. Ronald Reagan? Fire that librarian. Go Wasilla!

Such a red state up here. No-brainer is that “R” is to take the cake going here wolf moose. Ron Paul also. VP slot would be a fruitful type of position ramp up crude oil first dude. Lesser grinding would be most welcome.

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Heh!

[tabatha]

1. She looks cross-eyed in that photo.

[blogslut]

5. That's because she is/was

Glasses are very good for concealing/correcting such a condition. Not sure the cause of Palin's wonky eye but the spectacles might have been the cure.

[madokie]

11. And that's the least of that girls problems

[livetohike]

2. ROFL!! This is perfect

:rofl:

[Bozita]

3. walking pageant fancy!

[MilesColtrane]

4. Is there a chapter on the Iraq?

[eppur_se_muova]

6. Perfectly "Palin-dromic" -- makes as much sense backwards as forwards. nt

[Berry Cool]

7. Come on, there is no way this is Palin's real writing.

It's too comprehensible.

[lpbk2713]

8. "It was a dark and stormy night."

"My favorite color is ... "


... ad nauseum. :puke:

[JuniperLea]

9. I don't believe she wrote that...

It doesn't mention 9/11 once!

:rofl:

But the word salad styling is absolutely spot on;)

[ddeclue]

10. You sure it isn't called "Going Rouge"?

:rofl:

[derby378]

12. Here's some lounge music to listen to while reading this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MoMCHc-nsc

[dmr]

13. Funniest line: Chapter One: “I Am Therefor Such As”

:rofl:

misspelling and all

[lpbk2713]

14. It's an incomplete statement.

"I am therefore such a shithead."