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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-01-09 11:05 AM
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Borowitz: "National Association of Undertakers Backs GOP Health Plan"
There's probably more truth than satire here.

Funeral Directors: ‘Works for Us'

"WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - Congressional Republicans received key backing today for their health care plan, picking up support from the National Association of Undertakers.

The funeral directors' group, which represents undertakers, embalmers and hearse drivers across the country, gave the GOP plan a big thumbs up, saying in a press release, "Finally, a health care plan that works for us."

The endorsement from the undertakers' association was the second major endorsement in two days for the GOP plan, which yesterday picked up support from the National Association of Viruses and Bacteria.

Elsewhere, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's memoir will be published Nov. 17, with an English version to follow."
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-01-09 11:06 AM
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1. Ha! Love that guy!
:rofl:
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-01-09 11:09 AM
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2. Who would have thought?



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Laf.La.Dem. Donating Member (924 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-01-09 11:09 AM
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3. Very funny
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Ironman3476 Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-01-09 11:10 AM
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4. A call for your apology is due any second now...
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-01-09 11:35 AM
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5. K&R
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-01-09 11:42 AM
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6. Oh no they didn't!
:grr: That settles it. When I die I'm having my carcase thrown to the hogs. :silly:
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