Hey Boehner... the reason you can't find "the first American who's in favor of the public option"

[jmondine]

Is because his name was Franklin Roosevelt, and he's been dead for 65 years.
You can, however, go out and meet the 400 millionth American who supports it.

[AspenRose]

1. Oh, I thought it was because his head was stuck up his ass.

Hard to see much.

[MercutioATC]

2. "because none of those people live in your colon" was going to be my answer...

You beat me :)

[havocmom]

7. That is poetry!

:thumbsup:

[mtnester]

10. So THAT is why he is orange!

:foreheadslap: makes perfect sense now

[MajorChode]

3. When all you hang around are teabaggers....

[Matariki]

5. And Lobbyists...

[MajorChode]

6. And whores...

[blogslut]

4. Well, a good many DUers called his office yesterday

and introduced themselves to the congressman's staff.

I would imagine they might need a few more calls today:

[phone]

[LiberalFighter]

8. I thought it was because he spends all his free time tanning.

[Libertas1776]

9. Actually,

you can go even further back to his cousin, Teddy.