Top 10 Reasons Why I'm Moving On With My Life

[Writer]

10. There are other sex lives I care more about, namely my own.

9. That terrible habit of trying to use my time productively.

8. I'm still waiting for the news that would TRULY shock me: The powerful man who DOESN'T have sex!

7. I'm still catching up with reruns of "How It's Made." Tonight: Screwdrivers, lawn furniture, and Vaporub.

6. (Insert monkey joke here.)

5. I'm sorry - David WHO?

4. I need to save my outrage for the GOP's next astroturf controversy: Obama's Nasty Smiling Habit.

3. I'm still busy counting the number of issues that are far more important than Dave's sex life... 1021... 1022...

2. When I next read a fortune from a fortune cookie, I don't want be compelled to add: In bed... with Dave.

1. Having a real life is just dandy!

[saracat]

1. I love it. I would extend the list to include John and Elizabeth Edwards

and Bill and Hillary Clinton 's marriages as well, and all other no fact based rumours posted as shouting headlines!

[ixion]

2. yeah, I don't get why people ooo and aahhh over sex

people have sex. Get over it.

[liberalmuse]

4. Look at the society in which we were raised.

We have gotten so many conflicting signals about sex from our overlords that it's no wonder we are both obsessed with and seriously immature when it comes to sex. It's like most of America is still in the 8th grade.

[ret5hd]

7. Hehe...hehe...you said sex

[Thickasabrick]

10. LOL....I love them, thanks for the reminder. nt.

[Shell Beau]

12. Except for in John Edwards case, it could have possibly meant

John McCain as president.

[ret5hd]

3. Let's see... #3 and #9 are contradictory...

#1 is a lie 'cause you're here

#7 : TIVO!

#2 : You'll do it anyway, and so will I now.

[NanceGreggs]

5. K & R!!! n/t

[truedelphi]

6. What a great political world we'd have if the

Same attitudes that prevail in European nations prevailed here.

Spitzer would still be in office, fighting off Monsanto and the Wall St interests, and John Edwards could just confess that yeah he has mistresses, but he still works harder for the common working American than just about anyone else out there.

But no, we have to be so moral and prudish that we deny ourselves decent politics for the sake of our unrealistic expectations of sainthood.

[MiniMe]

8. Add Roman Polanski to that list

I have been hiding threads all week.

[Major Hogwash]

9. It was important enough for you to comment on, so it must have been pretty important

The real story isn't about sex - it's about extortion.

[redqueen]

11. Perhaps the real motivation here isn't the story, but the attention. (nt)