Charges Dropped Against Cop Caught Having Sex With Cows

[DainBramaged]

A former police officer accused of having a moonlight tryst with a group of cows will not be facing animal cruelty charges after all.

As it turns out bestiality is not a crime in New Jersey.

Former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia Jr. was charged last year with sexually assaulting three girls.

During the investigation, police say they found a video in the man's home that showed him sexually molesting cows.

According to prosecutors, Melia Jr. dropped his trousers and let the animals taste his genitals on a Southhampton farm in 2006.

Superior Court Judge ruled Wednesday that prosecutors failed to present sufficient evidence to jurors that proved that Melia's alleged actions in fact tormented the cows.

"I'm not saying it's okay," Judge Morley said in court after dismissing the charges.

"This is a legal question for me. It's not a question of morals."

Melia and former girlfriend Heather Lewis remain charged with molesting the three girls.



http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-cow-cop,0,7485962.story

[rug]

1. At least quaaludes were not involved.

[TexasObserver]

2. Hence the Springsteen song, Jersey Girl.

[AnnieBW]

23. LOL!

Are we still doing DUzys?

[Seldona]

33. +1

Hilarious.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

3. Were the cows provocatively dressed?

[peekaloo]

4. he liked the way they mooooved.

I wish I could laugh at him but the molesting girls part makes me wish cows would bite more often.

[panader0]

18. They were wearing moo moos

[Beetwasher]

5. When asked to comment his former girlfriend said

"Moo?"

[Wizard777]

22. When asked to comment his former girlfriend said

Moo means MOO!

[Jackpine Radical]

6. I was absolutely sure this would be a Wisconsin story.

Anyway, as long as I'm here, ya know how Packerstanis practice safe sex?
They mark an X on the cows that kick.

[Jackpine Radical]

7. Kinda gives animal husbandry a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

[dalaigh lllama]

10. LOL! badabing!

I'll have to share the Packer joke with my Wisconsinite spouse.

[LiberalFighter]

8. It isn't the farmers in Wisconsin that have sex with cows.

It's the city slickers from Illinois that go up to Wisconsin.

Also, the out of staters attending universities in Wisconsin.

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[LiberalFighter]

9. Will they arrest the cows for having oral sex with the guy?

[Mari333]

12. why isnt he in jail for assaulting 3 girls?

[dbonds]

13. Thats a lot of bull.

[old mark]

14. The cows were of age - in cow years - and consenting.

I understand he brought a little gift as well.....

Besides, they were asking for it.

(joke)
mark

[ThomWV]

15. My prurient curiosity is aroused - how many cows were involved?

[Paladin]

16. That Guy Is An Udder Failure....... (n/t)

[cherish44]

17. Damn I wish I could find a copy of Jonathan Brandmeirer's Moo Moo song!

Chicagoans of a certain age will know what I'm talking about!

[tularetom]

19. He has a girlfriend? She was in on molesting the girls?

Wonder hew she felt about the little cow BJ thingy?

[Ezlivin]

20. Eat mor chikin

But going down on chickens is probably illegal too...

[lillypaddle]

21. Ugh. He has a face

not even a cow could love. What a sick POS.

[gopiscrap]

24. Typical Cop

[Generic Other]

25. Poor cows! That is gross

Looks like one of them took a dump on his face.

[Rincewind]

26. Nothing to see here,

moooooove along.

[WildEyedLiberal]

27. That is the face of a cow-fucker

Wow.

[Major Hogwash]

28. This just in - Larry Craig is moving to New Jersey due to the lack of laws against bestiality

Mooo-ving time!

LoL

[eppur_se_muova]

29. Funny place for a carrot ... *CHOMP* nt

[daleo]

30. As Bart would say

Don't have a cow, man!

[LTR]

31. Any relation to Rick Santorum?

There, I said it!

[RagAss]

32. Jesus Murphy....I need a Bloody Mary !

[davidpdx]

34. I hope the cow sues

because he got screwed...

[Deja Q]

35. Mooving on, I see...

Okay, I really DON'T want to see...

Oh, and if he and his girliefriend were molesting children -- extermination is the only viable punishment.

[slackmaster]

36. Judges want to fuck cows. Juries want to fuck cows. Cops want to fuck cows.

Everyone wants to fuck cows.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

37. they'll be milking this story till the cows come home.

he'll be ruminating his actions hereford ever after.

i don't see how the cow had the stomachs for it.

[Heidi]

38. It would behoove him to seek counseling. (nt)

[DainBramaged]

39. OK Here's the back story

When a Moorestown police officer was arrested and accused of sexual assault against three little girls, Moorestown residents were horrified. But new charges have emerged that may show that this allegedly demented cop has reached a new, sickening low.

Robert Melia Jr., a 38 year old police officer with the Moorestown Police Department was arrested and charged with three counts of first-degree aggravated sexual assault. He has also been charged with one count of second-degree criminal sexual contact.

Melia's former girlfriend, Heather Lewis was also arrested. She has been charged with three counts of first-degree aggravated sexual assault and one count of third-degree criminal sexual contact.

According to the Burlington County Prosecutors office, Melia and Lewis both sexually assaulted three minor girls in Melias home on multiple occassions beginning in 2003. Police say sexual assaults also occured in 2003, 2004 and 2007.

http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2008/04/robert-melia-moorestown-cop-accused-of.html

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