Moran signs. There must be a "book" that they use.

[Are_grits_groceries]

http://www.moronswithsigns.blogspot.com/

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Arise, ye pris'ners

of medioracy.


Edited to add:

Actually, that guy ought to be aspiring to attain "medioracy."

[Turbineguy]

2. The Book of Ignorance.

[old mark]

3. "How too Rede an Spel Gud" vol 2 - "Ritin Sines".

The variations are amazing though - and it seems to be at ALL levels of the GOPers even those who are supposedly smart.....

I can't wait to see their latest revision of the bible - ought to be a hoot.


mark

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. Yeah. They will probably mis-spell dinosaurs.

Betcha.

[imdjh]

4. What do you expect after the 30 year assault on American English?

"Common usage makes correct!"

Umm no, it only makes common.

"We don't harp on spelling or neatness, because it discourages the creative writing."

It also turns out kids who can't spell or write neatly.

"You understood what I was saying, didn't you?"

Yes. I also understand some dog noises and ape noises, but that doesn't mean it's English.

[RoccoR5955]

6. They got it from Reagan

It seems that his plans to trash the educational system have been working. At least on those of his ilk. They don't care if they can spell, yet they want English to be the "official" language.
Someone should tell them, that they have a lot to learn about English, if they cannot spell, they probably do not read much.

Then again, they probably have a hard time with signs, because they have no spell check.

With that, a poem:

Owed To A Spell Check Her

I have a spelling checquer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea

Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure real glad two no
It's vary polished in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew

A checker is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me awl stiles two reed
And aides me when aye rime

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud

And now bee cause my spelling
is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my site
Of nun eye am a wear

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to be a joule
The checker poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule

That's why aye brake in two averse
By righting wants too pleas
Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas

[OffWithTheirHeads]

7. It's called the Dikshunairy. Duh!!!

[MiniMe]

8. Mediors? Run for your life, the sky is falling the sky is falling

:rofl: