Win One for a Wednesday . . . please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Fed Dreck is saying: "Graham says I'm a pessimist, but I'm not. The White House is simply infested with beetles and swarming lice, the corruption of maggots, vermin, horrid crawling things, and theiving snakes, and we're the exterminators, America. So Graham shouldn't be name calling. None of us should."

[gatorboy]

1. "I'm holding my shit in for YOU, America!"

[skip fox]

3. "So much depends on Depends."

:)

[mike_c]

2. LOL-- constipation, day 21....

It hurts us, preciousssss. :rofl:

[tabatha]

4. Aardvark

Genetically speaking, the aardvark is a living fossil, as its chromosomes are highly conserved, reflecting much of the early eutherian arrangement before the divergence of the major modern taxa.

[no_hypocrisy]

5. $20 to anyone who can correctly guess my diagnosis.

[Brigid]

6. That would be the condition known as extreme stupidity.

That is all. That will be $150 for the office visit, please. And your insurance will not cover it.

[no_hypocrisy]

7. Ding, ding, ding!

How do you want that $20? One bill or 2,000 pennies? (Beck would opt for the latter no doubt.)

[skip fox]

9. Because Beck wants the weight. Someone told him about gravitas!

:)

[Cyrano]

8. "Rush's mike is bigger than mine, but I can whack off left handed."

[skip fox]

10. Fed Dreck just finished saying:

"Look at this face, America. . . . Would I lie to you?"

[skip fox]

11. "I'm running fro President in 2012, if not sooner."

:)

[SpiralHawk]

12. "I know I'm just another Republicon chickenhawk, but..." - Becky Boy

"...I like to pretend I am a tough (smirk) guy, like all the other Republicon chickenhawks. Smirk."

- Becky Boy