Now that it's safe - post your tasteless balloon boy thoughts/jokes here.

[JBoy]

I was really wishing that Geraldo Rivera was at the balloon landing site to open the hatch.

[asdjrocky]

1. Way better than James and the Giant Peach.

[Dinger]

2. Good One

Spot on in fact.

[asdjrocky]

5. You had no idea how good it felt to get that out.

[rvablue]

3. You want a joke? How about reality? Ed Schultz has been interviewing

the woman who switched places with Mrs. Heene on Wife Swap.

It's nuts!

[tridim]

4. "Falcon was allowed to swear, burp, fart and be rude to people"

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

6. WWRD

What would Rachel do?

:shrug:

[Buzz Clik]

7. I hope he had a chance to write his diary while hiding in that attic ...

... because his parents are going to kill him.

[mitchum]

13. "In spite of everything I still believe that people are really gullible yahoos"

[Withywindle]

16. LOL!!!!!!

:rofl:




:spank:

[Buzz Clik]

18. Agreed. I love it when the next poster kicks it up a notch.

[Yavin4]

8. Wasn't This An Episode of "The Simpsons"

When Bart pretended to fall down a well.

[Soylent Brice]

11. Radio Bart

[Blue-Jay]

9. The CNN video should have a soundtrack by Fall Out Boy.

[ddeclue]

10. It's MOOPS not MOORS... oh wait that was the Bubble Boy not the Balloon Boy.

:rofl:

[Santas Strapped]

12. The Birther Balloon Coverup

Damn, Obama almost smuggled his real birth certificate out of the country by balloon. Orly's got him now.

[JBoy]

14. Balloon Boy Twitters

@princessangela (channeling Kanye West): Yo Balloon Boy, I'm a let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best attic hideout spot of all time

@andylevy: I'm not saying this whole thing was a hoax, but UP comes out on DVD on November 10.

@BrentTeichman: So all along #balloonboy was really #hidinginaboxinthegarageboy ? Who knew?

@mscourtneyryan: why didn't they look all over the house for #balloonboy first? *facepalm*

@ms_eliza: Figures...the famewhore gene is indestructible.

@PeterTheApostle: So missing #balloonboy was in box in attic all the time. I once hid in a large wine jar for 5 days & no one missed me.

@AaronKlein: #Balloonboy is found in his garage. "Uh...mom and dad are looking for you, man. Oh yeah, and Katie Couric called."

@alex_mpe: Maybe #balloonboy was sick of dealing with parents that are obsessed with WEATHER. So he got in a box. I find this sensible.

@SashaStaXXX: #balloonboy just played hide and seek with the whole country

@dnasher: Congrats #balloonboy, you got your nutcase family in the national spotlight for the second time

@BtotheD: Somewhere, Baby Jessica's all grown up, smoking a cigarette and chuckling to herself, "Rookie."

@agedsage: #balloonboy wins Nobel prize for Hide and Seek

@TeresaKopec: Husband just got home. Had to explain #BalloonBoy to him from scratch. Sounded kind of dumb like that.

@ChrisParry: Update: Best Boy, Bubble Boy, BAll Boy, and Frisch's Big Boy vote to remove Balloon Boy from Boy's Club.

@friedmanjon: Maybe tomorrow we can all watch some empty bags blow around for a few hours on CNN

@emmywosebud: Balllloon boy is so grounded!

@HunterDK: Now if a shark had been in the balloon with the boy, THEN we'd have a story.

@ChrisParry: Please, someone at Pennsylvania Child Services make sure the Gosselins don't place any orders for helium balloons. I'm serious.

@CaytonHolland: No one gave a when I put that BLACK boy in a balloon and sent him off into the sky. You're just so damn predictable, America

@jonathanfowlie: How was TV so quick to the balloon-boy saga? Apparently one of father's first moves was to call the news: http://tinyurl.com/ykgkzm7

@rainnwilson: For his punishment, that kid should be put in another actual balloon and let go to float away, his screams echoing off the rockies.

@friedmanjon: I'm gonna be Balloon Boy for Halloween. Basically, I'm not going out.

@EscapePodFilms: If you take the Millennium Falcon out of the box it's less valuable!

@nowever: Hey Falcon! The movie was called Up! Your audition =fail.

@WinkNudgeNudge: Looks like somebody has been selling his Ritilin to his brothers again.

@IamFALCON: hey everybody its me falcon ,,,sorry for everything will you guys forgive and follow me?

[Iggo]

15. We were supposed to wait 'til he was safe? Oh shit...(n/t)

[Touchdown]

17. Falcon writes new book. "Around the world in 80 news reporters"

;)