Nation's Morons March On Washington State

[meegbear]

OLYMPIA, WA—With random cries of "Enough is enough," "Do something now," and "Huh?" thousands of the nation's biggest morons descended on Washington State this week, some 3,000 miles from their intended destination of the nation's capital.

The march, which had no discernable goal or message, and no official organizers, began at approximately 8:45 a.m. in front of what the morons called the National Mall, but was actually the courtyard outside the Olympia Public Library.

"More government accountability, and transparency, and accountability!" shouted grade-A moron Tammy Caldwell, 37, addressing no one in particular. "On behalf of me, and all the (morons) who came here today, listen up, greedy Washington fat cats: We're not going anywhere until each and every one of our voices is heard."

"To the Lincoln Memorial!" added Caldwell, pointing to a nearby monument dedicated to the memory of Washington State governor John Rankin Rogers.

Following a stop at what the morons believed to be Arlington National Cemetery, protestors reportedly marched east on State Avenue, south along Plum Street, paused bewilderedly when they failed to see the Reflecting Pool at the intersection of Union and Plum, and then found their way back to State to begin their march over again.

While authorities maintained that the gathering was largely peaceful and most of the fires were set purely by accident, demonstrators appeared visibly angry about a range of topics, including war, peace, food, music, money, baseball, cars, the people following them around as if this were some kind of rally, siblings, animals, plants, colors, and movies.

"Come on out of that precious little palace of yours, Mr. President. We're right here waiting," Pennsylvania resident Kip Callahan yelled toward the marble-columned State Insurance Building. "I didn't come all this way to be ignored. I got kids!"

"No Social Security for Medicare!" Michigan idiot Kevin Liston added. "Not in my backyard!"


The morons demand a drawdown of troops in Iraq in front of what they believe to be a monument to fallen soldiers.

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_morons_march_on_washington

[louis-t]

1. Pretty funny.

Their song? "Oh, we are morons, tried and true. We will do our yell for you. arrrrrhhgghh!1!!errrr-r-r-r errr ellrrrhh..."

[ewagner]

2. resisting.... resisting... resisting

resisting the temptation to make comparisons.......because that would be cruel....resisting...

[rurallib]

3. Methinks they are mocking someone

[Deep13]

4. I knew it was fake because the signs are too articulate. nt

[FSogol]

5. "No Social Security for Medicare!" Michigan idiot Kevin Liston added. "Not in my backyard!"

:rofl:

[PreacherCasey]

6. SO mething about taxes. haha

Now that's funny.

[Swamp Rat]

7. kick

"Throughout the day, the number of protesters grew to include not just morons, but more than 6,000 nimrods, 3,500 dunderheads, and approximately 12,000 of the biggest fucking dipshits known to man."

:D

[FrenchieCat]

8. All I see are 11 angry White People......

:shrug:

[Liberal_in_LA]

9. ha ha