Nation's Morons March On Washington State

[Zomby Woof]

OLYMPIA, WA — With random cries of "Enough is enough," "Do something now," and "Huh?" thousands of the nation's biggest morons descended on Washington State this week, some 3,000 miles from their intended destination of the nation's capital.

The march, which had no discernable goal or message, and no official organizers, began at approximately 8:45 a.m. in front of what the morons called the National Mall, but was actually the courtyard outside the Olympia Public Library.

"More government accountability, and transparency, and accountability!" shouted grade-A moron Tammy Caldwell, 37, addressing no one in particular. "On behalf of me, and all the who came here today, listen up, greedy Washington fat cats: We're not going anywhere until each and every one of our voices is heard."



http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_morons_march_on_washington

[Oregone]

1. Those signs are awesome

[JimWis]

2. LOL - that's funny stuff. Love the signs.

[BrklynLiberal]

3. Sad that the true morans will not even appreciate the irony here.

[InternalDialogue]

4. Newman!

[roguevalley]

5. I love them. Something about taxes... BWAHAHAHA!

[rhett o rick]

6. lol. those morans got their Washingtons mixed up. it is funny schtuff.

Trouble is they didnt have Dick Armey busing them to their destination.

[Zomby Woof]

7. And yet

They are still a dick army. :D

[zbdent]

8. great picture of about 10000 Beck supporters ...

I heard it straight from Glenn Beck ...

there were over 250,000 of them, according to him ...

[stevedeshazer]

9. That's hysterical.

That's so Olympia. Love it.

[Tim01]

10. So very cute. nt