Healthcare in a nutshell. Warning, may offend the easily offended

[OffWithTheirHeads]

A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital. During her tour
she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my
God!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! . Why is he doing that?" The
doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that
you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his
testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five
times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily
rupture." "Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay" said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed
while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh
my God! Now tell me how that can be justified?" The doctor spoke very calmly,
"Same illness, better health plan."

[NightWatcher]

1. bravo!

[Ruby the Liberal]

2. LOL!

[panader0]

3. Is that the Pubic Option?

[OffWithTheirHeads]

4. from your lips to God's ears

[Sabriel]

5. I sentence you to the punitentiary for that one. n/t