woodsprite
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:13 PM
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I had to come back to DU to regain my sense of sanity. |
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Edited on Fri Oct-23-09 03:17 PM by woodsprite
I went to the barber today at lunch with hubby. It's an old fashioned barber shop and has 2 chairs. There was another man there getting his hair cut and he starts in on religion. Apparently he is a Pentacostal minister who is moving over to 'planting' Assembly of God churches. He thought his calling was more 'planting' startup churches rather than preaching.
During his convo with the lady cutting his hair, he started preaching that Muslim's are heathen, you have to believe in Allah and live by the Koran, people 'over there in India' will kill you - shoot you in the mouth - for preaching/mentioning Christ's name." Sounds like we have our own version of that over here, so I don't know what his problem was. Let's see -- and the one that ***REALLY*** took the cake, was "You know we're God's children. It's been proven. Science goes hand-in-hand in supporting the Bible. Even our DNA is made up of structures that resemble the cross that Jesus died on. It's been proven by science that the earth stood still and even backed up time when Hezekiah challenged God."
After he left, the barber apologized to us and thanked us for not leaving. She needed the work since her hubby is self-employed in the tiling business and work has been almost nonexistent for him. I told her I figured I was safer there since I was so close to having a stroke from my BP going up. The ER is right across the driveway.
Sooooo, this guy is 'planting churches' -- Palin's churches. Scary stuff people. Thank goodness he didn't cross into dissing on the Presbyterians. I don't think my hubby would have stayed in the chair. Actually, if the barber hadn't have been using the clippers on him, we both may have bolted out of there.
Anyway -- Thank you DU for being here!!!
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Oregone
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:15 PM
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1. If you are looking for sanity by being here Ill give you 5 days |
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Fri Oct-23-09 04:17 PM
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16. Oh, I'd say it would be less than 5 days, but your point is well taken. n/t |
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:16 PM
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2. Assembly of God people are more fun than a barrel of monkeys. |
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you never know when one of them is going to go flat out berserk, all puffed up with "teh Holy Spirit" like this guy is. A lot like watching a train wreck!
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:17 PM
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3. He is lucky the hairdresser didn't do some accidental "clipping" of something other than his hair. |
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Edited on Fri Oct-23-09 03:17 PM by BrklynLiberal
Why do these fanatics assume that others want to listen to their mad ravings????
I have a girlfriend who cuts hair and she would have tossed him out so fast his head would have been spinning...
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:19 PM
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4. I grew up in the A of G churches. |
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I have stories...lots of stories.
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:23 PM
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6. Oh me too, me too. My father is an ordained AG minister who knows the Ashcroft family |
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and attended the bible college John's father ran in Missouri.
I got lots and lots of stories.
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:26 PM
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8. Oh I forget the name of that place in Missouri. |
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It's on the tip of my tongue. I live in Oklahoma so kids either traveled to Missouri or went to Oral Roberts in Tulsa.
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:29 PM
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10. Central Bible College, I think it was called Central Valley Bible College when |
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:31 PM
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The one I was thinking of is Evangel University.
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:19 PM
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5. Sounds like the churches |
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this guy is planning to plant will be watered with intolerance an hatred. We don't need any more churches like that around. Hope his seedlings wither and die.
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:23 PM
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7. I was wondering what the tax incentive is in "planting" vs "preaching". n/t |
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:27 PM
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9. They are building up their reward in Heavan. |
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The more churches planted and revivals held the bigger their mansion. No really, that's what they believe.
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:30 PM
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11. since when does the double helix resemble a cross? |
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I've think that the double helix ought to be the symbol for humanists and atheists. Very appropriate.
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:32 PM
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13. you have to squint your eyes. |
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Fri Oct-23-09 04:54 PM
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20. Since Glen Beck drew it on a blackboard |
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:33 PM
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14. Man, I;d love to hang out in that barbershop. |
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Fri Oct-23-09 03:39 PM
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15. Allah is Arabic for God |
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It is used by Arabic speaking Christians and Jews in reference to God.
Maybe this minister should plant brain seeds because he sure needs to grow one.
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Fri Oct-23-09 04:18 PM
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17. I know WAY too many people like this, way too many. |
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Luckily, I've moved away from them, or they from me. But they have found me on Facebook and post their drivel there daily, and these are relatives of mine. Hard to unfriend them, but I'm close to doing that with a couple of them. Right now I'm having some fun playing with their minds. ;)
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Fri Oct-23-09 04:19 PM
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18. I have a Facebook group called WOW where I dump these kind of |
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relatives. WOW stands for Wierd Old Wackos -- of course, they don't know that ;)
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Sat Oct-24-09 01:15 PM
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21. REC for a good story n/t |
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Sat Oct-24-09 01:19 PM
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22. Well he sure has a lot of bullshit for his "planting" |
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Edited on Sat Oct-24-09 01:19 PM by Stevenmarc
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