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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:11 PM Original message |
I present myself for flagellation and scourging, I bought a bag of candy with food stamps today.. |
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Starry Messenger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
1. No scourging here. |
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Union Yes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. I cyber slap your hiney with a flip-flop. |
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peace frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
3. Off with your head! |
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Tace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
4. My Kids Like Jolly Ranchers |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
5. No flagellation My Friend |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:31 PM Response to Reply #5 |
30. Hey Boss, as soon as the Eagle dumps, let's go and spend |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:40 PM Response to Reply #30 |
38. Roger that Sarge, I'm In |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:18 PM Response to Reply #38 |
57. Great. I haven't been on a morning after WTF, |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:40 PM Response to Reply #57 |
76. Memories |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:16 PM Response to Reply #76 |
87. If you have never experience at least one bacch, |
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DJ13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
6. You deserve nothing less than ...... |
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arthritisR_US (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
7. good for you! Seriously, it's nobody's damn business what you choose to |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
8. What?! You take food stamps - yet you have internet access?! |
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Hello_Kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:19 PM Response to Reply #8 |
17. That one cracks me up. |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:28 PM Response to Reply #8 |
25. I steal the internet access from my daughter and son-in-law's wifi.. |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:59 PM Response to Reply #25 |
45. You should use the publicly accessible computers at your local socialist library. nt |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:28 PM Response to Reply #45 |
59. Sigh.. I know, you can flense me if you wish.. |
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Chulanowa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 03:51 AM Response to Reply #25 |
95. You should eat the animals and get off food stamps! |
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demmiblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
9. Clearly, you are a welfare king! |
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REP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
10. You BOUGHT bread??? Why aren't you growing, grinding your own flour to make bread |
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Myrina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
11. Been there, done that ... |
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cry baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
12. you will be damned to eternal hell for using my tax $ in such an irresponsible way!! |
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Hello_Kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
13. If it's classified as food and the food stamps cover it, fine by me. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
14. You are a bad man. |
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NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
15. I hope you also got some Fizzies to go with your Carbonated Soda, or Pop, or Coke... |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:09 PM Response to Reply #15 |
53. RC Cola and Moon Pie.. |
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sandnsea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
16. Serving any of that to guests? |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:25 PM Response to Reply #16 |
23. If I had guests I'd have to clean up before they could sit.. |
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SPedigrees (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:56 PM Response to Reply #23 |
42. Your doggies are adorable, and your house sounds like my little car. |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
18. well, they are fruit-flavored, no? |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
19. You can come down off your cross. We need the room for someone else. |
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blogslut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
20. Jolly Ranchers are the best hard candy EVAR |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:03 PM Response to Reply #20 |
49. they really did get that green apple flavor down |
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blogslut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:07 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. Oh, man the Apple... |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
21. WTF???!!! You could have bought them Dried Prunes to give to the grandkids!!!! |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:30 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. They like apples.. And get them from me from time to time too.. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:32 PM Response to Reply #27 |
32. BTW, you know I was just posting sarcasm |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:37 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. I know.. It's cool.. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:37 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Oh good - one down - 100k+ more DUers to convince I'm a good person |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:58 PM Response to Reply #36 |
44. LOL |
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SPedigrees (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
22. I have no problem with occasional purchases of sugary candy or snacks |
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madamesilverspurs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
24. Mea culpa! |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:32 PM Response to Reply #24 |
31. Eh, most people never notice I use a food stamp card.. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:00 PM Response to Reply #31 |
48. That is a better system - the food stamps just seem so morale deflating |
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MerryBlooms (940 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:52 PM Response to Reply #31 |
83. You know |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
26. Your nanny won't like that - you have sinned and should be damned to hell I tell ya |
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cherokeeprogressive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
28. Why do you hate the children? |
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LynnTheDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
29. And candy in every pot... |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
33. WITCH!!! |
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blueamy66 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
34. Aren't you supposed to only buy food for your family |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:38 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. We need home inspectors to insure only the right people are allowed to eat that food |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:06 PM Response to Reply #34 |
51. And grandkids aren't family? n/t |
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sabrina 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:49 PM Response to Reply #34 |
63. So, poor people should not consider their grand kids 'family'? |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:13 PM Response to Reply #63 |
69. It was a joke.. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:33 PM Response to Reply #69 |
73. My apologies n/t |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:34 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. It's cool, I started the OP.. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:21 PM Response to Reply #74 |
88. I should have remembered the oldest net tradition. |
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sabrina 1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:45 PM Response to Reply #69 |
78. Oops, sorry ~ |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:52 PM Response to Reply #78 |
82. Not everyone is aware of all internet traditions.. |
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blueamy66 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 10:44 AM Response to Reply #63 |
96. Did you see the J/K? |
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FirstLight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
39. What? !! ..you're not giving out Liquor & Tobacco for Halloween...? |
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Romulox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
40. Thank god food stamps are available for those who need them. |
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TheKentuckian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
41. I only regret that you didn't get something more lavish and "naughty" |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:57 PM Response to Original message |
43. You should have pulled up your imported boot straps and... |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
46. Get a rope. |
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Bobbie Jo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
47. Cream Cheese? Well, La Te Da.... |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:11 PM Response to Reply #47 |
54. One of the kids has braces, can't eat soft candy.. Or I would.. |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
50. As long as you don't eat with your champagne or spill it on your imported carpets. |
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QC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
55. You are an enemy of the people. n/t |
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Mrs. Overall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
56. I'll only flagellate you if those Jolly Ranchers were watermelon flavored-- |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:27 PM Response to Reply #56 |
58. Mixed.. So only flagellate me gently... |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:30 PM Original message |
Jolly Ranchers?! That's appalling! |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
60. It's probably cursed by Witches. |
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Toasterlad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
61. I Will Not Criticize You For Buying Candy. I WILL, However, Criticize You For Buying Jolly Ranchers |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:51 PM Response to Reply #61 |
65. Oldest kid has braces, can't eat soft candy.. |
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Sub Atomic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
62. Damn you straight to hell!! |
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dana_b (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
64. you evil thing! |
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WhiteTara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
66. the candy will pull your fillings out |
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mdmc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
67. r |
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ismnotwasm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:11 PM Response to Original message |
68. I'm sure your Grandchildren will enjoy |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:15 PM Response to Reply #68 |
70. Thank you for remembering.. |
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ismnotwasm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:54 PM Response to Reply #70 |
84. You bet |
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Feron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
71. I'll beat you soundly with a giant plastic pixie stick. |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:19 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. Thanks... |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
75. That's OK. Because, you see, when I was in college, which I was able to afford |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
77. Why do you hate freedom and america, too? |
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wolfgangmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:45 PM Response to Original message |
79. First time's free. |
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handmade34 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
80. you have my permission to |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:50 PM Response to Reply #80 |
81. The kids like 'em the oldest has braces and can't eat soft candy.. |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 04:58 PM Response to Original message |
85. Meh |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 12:54 PM Response to Reply #85 |
104. +1 |
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Jankyn (197 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
86. Sorry, but grandfathers are supposed to give butterscotch... |
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Fumesucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:24 PM Response to Reply #86 |
89. The problem is *I* like butterscotch. They wouldn't last nearly as long.. |
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Tesha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
90. Live it up! (NT) |
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backwoodsbob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
91. damn you to hell..it's probably evil candy that has been cursed |
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MissMarple (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
92. How sweet. |
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kickysnana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-29-09 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
93. Oh does this bring back memories. |
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bumblebee1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 02:10 AM Response to Original message |
94. If you want to be crucified, |
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Ishoutandscream2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
97. I hope you and your grandkids have a great Halloween |
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Born_A_Truman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
98. BTDT |
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lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
99. Obviously you hate Amurka. |
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LanternWaste (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
100. Everyone wants to be The Popular Martyr. |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
101. I wouldn't worry, the Reagan Administration determined that an ounce of Jolly Ranchers |
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Time for change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
102. Maybe we should consider criticizing you for the candy you're soaking us for when |
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Viking12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-30-09 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
103. You do know Halloween candy is a tool of Satan, right? |
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