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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:40 PM
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Pat Roberston's Christian Network "Demons sneak into the bags of Halloween candy in stores"

Just when you thought you heard everything!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 29, 2009
3:33 PM
CONTACT: Americans United for Separation of Church and State


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Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network Warns Americans of ‘Demonic’ Halloween Candy
AU’s Lynn Says Religious Broadcaster Should Send ‘Trick Or Treat’ Goodies Over to His House
WASHINGTON - October 29 - Put aside your fears of swine flu. TV preacher Pat Robertson's Web site has just issued a bulletin warning Americans of the real threat we face this season: Demons may be lurking in our Halloween candy.

In a column on the Christian Broadcasting Network's Web site, writer Kimberly Daniels asserts that "demons" sneak into bags of Halloween candy at grocery stores.

"ost of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches," Daniels wrote. "I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."

The Rev. Barry W. Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, urged Robertson and Daniels to lighten up.

"I've heard of the devil being in the details, but to think he's lurking inside a Snickers bar is a little too much," Lynn quipped. "Pat Robertson has always peddled some scary stuff, but this is over the top."

Added Lynn, "I hate to see all of that candy go to waste. I wish Robertson would send it to me, because I'm throwing a Halloween party and could use it."

Daniels asserts that far from being harmless fun, Halloween is a veritable doorway to hell, full of literal monsters.

"Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats," she wrote. "It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon."

Robertson, founder of the Christian Coalition and an influential player in American politics, has long opposed Halloween. As far back as 1982, he attacked the holiday as a "Satanic ritual" and said on the air, "I think we ought to close Halloween down."

CBN later produced a pamphlet titled "Hallowed or Harmful: Christian Perspective on Halloween." It asserted, "During Halloween, little children in particular are the weak ones."

On Oct. 29, 2007, Robertson called Halloween a "festival of the devil" and added that celebrating the holiday is "a mistake for Christians."

Lynn urged Robertson to take a deep breath and try to relax.

"I think Pat has been watching too many scary movies," Lynn said. "Still, if he doesn't want to celebrate Halloween, that's fine with me, but he should quit trying to spoil everyone else's fun."

http://www.commondreams.org/newswire/2009/10/29-14
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FiveGoodMen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:41 PM
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1. The fact that Robertson has an audience is one of the absolute worst things about America
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:48 PM
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4. AGREE!!! n/t
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:17 PM
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23. His show is one reason I never stay in Wyndham hotels.
The Wingate in Ellicottville, NY, forces people taking advantage of their "free" breakfast to watch the 700 Club. When I complained, both their local management and Wyndham HQ shrugged off my complaints. Fuck them.
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:49 PM
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26. I would not stay in Wyndham hotels either! Here's what really really PO's me are
groups and people pushing their religion in others faces. If ones religion is so F'en great, fine, whatever suits them and makes their miserable narrow minded lives better, but keep it the F out of my face!!! :grr: I agree so much! Fuck them!
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:44 PM
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2. My favorite parts:
"I've heard of the devil being in the details, but to think he's lurking inside a Snickers bar is a little too much," Lynn quipped. "Pat Robertson has always peddled some scary stuff, but this is over the top."

Added Lynn, "I hate to see all of that candy go to waste. I wish Robertson would send it to me, because I'm throwing a Halloween party and could use it."

SNIP

Lynn urged Robertson to take a deep breath and try to relax.

"I think Pat has been watching too many scary movies," Lynn said. "Still, if he doesn't want to celebrate Halloween, that's fine with me, but he should quit trying to spoil everyone else's fun."

~~~~~~~~~~

I'm thinking Barry Lynn and Alan Grayson must be related, lol.
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:53 PM
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27. "demons don't know the difference"
Ha, they've been around for centuries; I think they know a thing or two! Poor Pat, he doesn't even know how a demon got in his coffee this morning.
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Laf.La.Dem. Donating Member (924 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:47 PM
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3. "prayed over by witches"
I saw a witch praying over the candy at Wal-Mart yesterday - I had to ask her to leave:rofl:
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RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:43 PM
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25. GOOD ONE!!! LOL!!!
:toast: :rofl:
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cry baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:51 PM
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5. Following link to CBN from commondreams, the page has been removed
Jeez!
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Viking12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:59 PM
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12. Original link. Full scale crazy!!!
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CurtEastPoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:02 PM
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16. Nope... CBN (Robertson's) link IS GONE. I guess they got too much grief.
I love how this cow has said these are the evils:

The danger of Halloween is not in the scary things we see but in the secret, wicked, cruel activities that go on behind the scenes. These activities include:

Sex with demons
Orgies between animals and humans
Animal and human sacrifices
Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood
Rape and molestation of adults, children and babies
Revel nights
Conjuring of demons and casting of spells
Release of "time-released" curses against the innocent and the ignorant.
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Viking12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:16 PM
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22. Yes, the CBN link is gone. My link is to the orginial source of the article.
Same article, different website.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:51 PM
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6. Fun Size Snickers -- Now with 50 percent more demon!
:9
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:52 PM
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7. I think I'll munch on a demon right now; its name is SNICKERS!
Edited on Fri Oct-30-09 12:55 PM by blondeatlast
After observing my son returning from trick-or-treating, I can ALMOST believe it. But the demons are known as sugar, fat, preservatives, and adrenaline!

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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:53 PM
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8. KillJoy MFKR....the fundies always using the scare card...the blame card and the THEM Card
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:55 PM
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9. Demons also sneak onto the Christian Network.
What an assclown! I can't believe anyone even takes him seriously.
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:57 PM
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10. OK Pat, now it's really time for the men in white coats to come for you
:rofl:
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 12:58 PM
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11. People like Robertson and Daniels are the real demons and monsters.
They make their living on scaring the crap out of the gullible, who then must send them money to atone for being scared by them.

Fucking con men.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:00 PM
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13. Robertson knows all about suckers
Both the candy and the people who keep his empire going. The guy is reportedly a billionaire, with a law degree from Yale. His father was a Senator and supposedly used his influence to keep him out of combat in Korea, where Robertson became the "liquor officer", in charge of officers clubs. Supposedly, he became an alcoholic during that time and frequented prostitutes. The guy has engaged in non-religious business ventures, like marketing a weight loss shake. With his background, I'm sure he doesn't believe the fairy tales he has to preach in order to make money from suckers.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:00 PM
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14. Typical republicon wackieness
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:02 PM
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15. I know Halloween candy is possesed by demons!
They just unwrap themselves and leap into my mouth without me touching them.

Really - I didn't eat all the candy, the devil made me do it
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Blue For You Donating Member (466 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:05 PM
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17. Yeah Pat, and this is what those demons go trick-or-treating in:
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:06 PM
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18. Oh so now drinking blood and howling at the moon are seen as bad?
Damn political correctness!
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ipfilter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:10 PM
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19. My wife just bought a couple bags of demons this morning.
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Joanne98 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:12 PM
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21. LOL Good one.
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NoodleyAppendage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:11 PM
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20. God knows what they think about Boo Berry, Count Chocula, & Frankenberry cereals!
I guess the Demon Lord works for General Mills?

I'm so glad shit like this hits the mainstream every once in a while. Each time a new crop of atheists is born! Brings a tear of joy to my eyes.

J
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:26 PM
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24. Insanity on the end of a stick.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:54 PM
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28. Unbelievable. It's 2009 not 1659.
Why are people still concerned about this crap? :WTF:
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 01:56 PM
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29. Pat, I want to sell you a room
It's got nice meals, served 3 times a day. Personal guard service and medicine. Of course, the rooms are padded and you could be locked in.

Good luck!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 02:00 PM
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30. I guess I'll give the kiddies these instead


:evilgrin:
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chaplainM Donating Member (744 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 02:27 PM
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31. Funny, but where's the Church/State issue here? eom
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 02:36 PM
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32. Well the Mars family is pretty reclusive, maybe they're a coven
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