A few things I'd like to hear people say

[Bluzmann57]

I'd like to hear an athlete, after making a great play and winning the game or at least making a great contribution to a win, say, "It's my muscles, not Jesus."
I'd like to hear an actor say when winning an Oscar or Emmy say, "Man I was real good in this movie (show). I deserve this award."
I'd like to hear a politician say, "I lied through my teeth to get elected, but now your stuck with me for a few years."
And finally, I'd like to haer someone on fox "news" say, "We are the propaganda arm of the republican national committee."
Some honesty might be refreshing for a change. Just some (strange?) random thoughts on Halloween eve.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The beauty contest winner:

"I paid a fortune to get my teeth, nose and boobs done. It's about time I got something in return."

The TV evangelist: "You dumb rubes need to send me a lot more money if you want me to tell Jesus to save your sorry, damned asses."

[Berry Cool]

5. The beauty contest winner would also say "You know, I really don't care about world peace,

the whole world can go to fucking hell with war for all I care, so long as I'm in my bunker with all my stuff."

[The Straight Story]

2. When a team loses, would like to hear them say "Satan was working against us"

:)

[Louisiana1976]

3. Joe Lieberman:

"I'm a political whore on sale to the highest bidder."

[The Straight Story]

4. or: "Now Young Skywalker, You will die"