It's Halloween and I can't find a Joe Lieberman mask

[Cyrano]

Then again, it's probably just as well. I live in a fairly liberal/moderate area and walking around in a Lieberman mask saying "trick or treat" in a whiny, intolerable voice could be dangerous.

So what mask are you wearing tonight to scare little children and Pat Robertson followers?

[geckosfeet]

1. Eewww.

[unhappycamper]

2. Here you go:

[Cyrano]

4. That would scare the Pat Robertson fundies. Kids would just laugh.

[itsrobert]

3. Just rub a bunch of dog shit on your face

that might do the trick to portray Lieberman. I don't think it would be worth it.

[Cyrano]

6. Hi, itsrobert. The fact that you're up at 5:20am pacific time,

can only mean that you're working on a brilliant Halloween costume.

[japple]

5. A rat or weasel costume would work. Just put a collar around

your neck with Joe's name on it.

[CoffeeCat]

7. Here ya go...

Just blow up this picture, cut out the face--and you've got yourself a Lieberman mask:

[Cyrano]

8. Ummm, I don't know. There's just no evil in those eyes

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Pull down your pants and walk around backwards.

[leveymg]

10. Make your own

Blow this up on a color copier, mount the image on construction paper, tie a string around your head, and you're ready for fright night.

Or, go as a two-headed monster:

[Buzz Clik]

11. well..

[Cyrano]

12. Nice. Now if I could just get down the whiny voice.