Protect Life!!! Eliminate Federal Highway funding!!!

[Atticus]

Yeah, I'm sorry, but the highway funds HAVE to be eliminated if we are to be consistent.

You see, I have it on good authority that BOTH women seeking abortions AND doctors who perform abortions very often travel on highways built or maintained, at least in part, with federal tax dollars. This implicit, indirect, sort of support of abortion is just as offensive as the implicit, indirect, sort of support eliminated from the House healthcare bill by the Stupak Amendment. Further, states must be prohibitted from maintaining or building similar roads, even if no federal funds are used, as such state roads could conceivably connect up to some form of transportation which was created with material transported over highways using federal funds.

That's only reasonable, don't you think?