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Tue Nov-17-09 07:44 AM
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OH NO!!!! Flooded Kellog plant causing long term EGGO SHORTAGE!!!! |
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Damn Obama! Socialism! Keep the government's hands off my Eggos!!!! Link: http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Crisis_Shortage_of_Eggo_WafflesThey will take our bibles next! mark
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Tue Nov-17-09 07:52 AM
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I have not bought a Kellogg's product since they "fired" the swimmer for smoking pot.
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Tue Nov-17-09 07:54 AM
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2. Of course, prices will skyrocket... |
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...until just before the election next year, when Big Waffle will nudge 'em back down.
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Tue Nov-17-09 09:07 AM
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9. NOW you begin to see the plot!!!!!!! |
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"Big Waffle" is driving up demand.
What is next to go?
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Tue Nov-17-09 09:16 AM
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12. I predict a sudden "shortage" of maple syrup ... |
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futures will link the shortage to the waffle crisis and the next thing you know, a $17B bailout.
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Tue Nov-17-09 10:54 AM
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16. It's the damn CANADIANS all along - the evil complexity is astonishing! |
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Only a wily Canadian cound envision such a scheme against the peaceloving USian Eggo eating people. Next, corn prices will rise, causing runs on cornflakes!
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Tue Nov-17-09 07:56 AM
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Tue Nov-17-09 08:07 AM
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4. NOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tue Nov-17-09 08:17 AM
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5. jeez. . busta margin why don't you? . . .n/t |
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Tue Nov-17-09 08:29 AM
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6. Buy a waffle maker and some bisquick and get over it |
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Tue Nov-17-09 08:43 AM
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7. or make real waffle..easy and supercheap, and taste great..recipe enclosed |
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2T sugar 2 eggs 2 C buttermilk 1/4 cup melted shortening (let it cool a bit or you'll "cook" the eggs)
blend in"
2 C flour 1 tsp soda 1/2 tsp salt
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Tue Nov-17-09 08:53 AM
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8. ... and if you don't have buttermilk, ... |
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... put about a tablespoon of lemon juice in your measuring cup. Measure in plain milk. Let it sit for five or ten minutes until it "thickens".
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Tue Nov-17-09 09:31 AM
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13. you can also use vinegar, if you don;t have lemon juice..or |
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Tue Nov-17-09 09:15 AM
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I think I just ruined my toaster!
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Tue Nov-17-09 10:48 AM
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15. I think I just ruined my keyboard! |
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Tue Nov-17-09 09:08 AM
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10. Kellog products are filled with High Fructose Corn Sryup |
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which I do not like nor wish to ingest. They altered most of their products to use it, including Corn Flakes and Raisin Bran, so I go with Post now. Plus Kellog fired Phelps for smoking pot. It is as if they no longer exist in our home.
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Tue Nov-17-09 10:58 AM
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17. Try the stuff in the bags, MaltoMeal - It's pretty good, cetainly as good a Kellogg, |
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at about 1/2 the cost.
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Tue Nov-17-09 09:57 AM
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14. It's a conspiracy of monumental proportions!!! n/t |
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Tue Nov-17-09 11:11 AM
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18. Eggos are the food of the white male middle class Bourgeois |
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