Glenn Beck reveals "The Plan" today, FReepers ready to march

[Faygo Kid]

Actually, of course, he gives no details, other than the line, "I have begun meeting with some of the best minds in the country that believe in limited government, maximum freedom and the values of our Founders. I am developing a 100 year plan."

Hell, Glenn, you're a piker. Hitler intended his Reich to last a thousand years, and you want your Reich to last just a hundred?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2391696/posts

The revolutionaries gather at a recent Glenn Beck rally. Not 50 IQ points between the lot of them. Snappy dressers, though:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_o43WSgi9fpo/SwhhOyFbArI/AAAAAAAABfU/ENsj-S-HvWU/s400/Glenn+BEck+rally.jpg

[Bitwit1234]

1. I agree we need our freedoms back

the ones the bush administration took from us. I would love to attend a meeting and ask him that.

[HowHasItComeToThis]

39. AND THE INCESSANT EVANGELICALS

[Catshrink]

2. They need to "man up" and show their belief in limited government

they need to:

* turnin their medicare cards
* decline social security benefits
* only drive on private roads
* not visit national or state parks
* refrain from using mass transit
* not hook up to a power grid
* not use a public water supply
* boycott the post office for sending and receiving mail
* not call 911 if they have a fire, medical, or public safety emergency

[Faygo Kid]

5. Totally agree. Good list.

Could add more, but you nailed it.

[izquierdista]

8. You forgot one

*boycott the Post Office

That one would really chap their ass!

[Catshrink]

9. I'll edit... I didn't think of that.

Thanks!

[Andy823]

13. As Jon Stewart said the other night

The so called "limited government" they talk about means that the government is "limited" to being run by republicans! When republicans are in charge there never seems to be a problem with "limiting" things!

[Catshrink]

17. Or

government that offers only the services []they need and not the others, e.g. schools get too damn much money but don't touch my medicare!

[Yavin4]

14. And....

* Don't send their kids to public schools
* Don't buy FDA approved food
* Refuse drugs that have been approved by the FDA
* Don't use the currency
* Don't use banks

[Catshrink]

19. Great additions!

[myrna minx]

34. They should probably dig their own water wells and install their own septic tanks too.

They wouldn't want to drink clean socialist water and use the commie sewer system. They should probably dismantle the street lamps outside their homes and businesses, so none of that pinko lighting sullies their all american streets city provided streets. :D

[warrior1]

3. He's so stupid

that's probably his insides are trying to get away from him.

[Catshrink]

7. I hope he has a supply of this:

I mean, what is Glenn Beck without a good cry?



http://rawstory.com/2009/10/leaked-video-glenn-beck-uses-vicks-to-cry-on-cue/

[kenny blankenship]

4. If that picture is any guide, they don't look like they could march 100 yards

much less 100 years.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Glenn Beck as a political strategist?

Mooooove over, Karl Rove!

He's fuckin' delusional.

[glinda]

10. And you don't think somehow they support each other?

[SpiralHawk]

11. This is Beck's Republicon Chickenhawk Manifesto & Plan

Step #1 - Avoid serving the US, like Beck & other Republicon Chickenhawks, and urge WAR (others to serve).

Step #2 - Collect big bucks for whining and shooting off your chickenhawk Republicon mouth and pretending to be a Super Patriot, while others serve the USA.

[old mark]

12. If Glenn Beck ever did meet with the "best minds in the country",

they'd send him out for coffee - and give him a note to make sure he got it right.

Fucking putz.

mark

[keroro gunsou]

36. DUzy!

right here folks!

[ohheckyeah]

37. He'd need breadcrumbs

to find his way back.

[HopeHoops]

15. Why are all of the FOX events filled with chubby white people?

Silly question. Never mind.

[madrchsod]

16. lot`s of people on medicare......

[Initech]

18. Heil Glenn!!!

[NNN0LHI]

20. THEY ARE NOT GETTING THEIR COUNTRY BACK! THEY FUCKED IT UP!

[donco6]

21. Are they praying in that pic, or did someone lose a contact? n/t

[Catshrink]

22. Nah, the speaker said "somebody dropped the dime on this"

and they all started looking for it.

[tekisui]

23. It's a freaking idiot cult.

Why can't he explain it in one book? $$$$

A bunch of idiot sheep following that clown.

[Miss Authoritiva]

24. Love the freeper liveblogging...

Update: 4:28 p.m. - Glenn Beck plan: Lead by example, get out of debt, go to house of worship...

Update: 4:25 p.m. - Beck is essentially calling for the end of 2 party system.

Update: 4:20 p.m. - First convention will be in Orlando. Final rally at Lincoln Memorial on August 28, 2010.

Update: 4:17 p.m. - "We need to think like China and have a 100 year plan for America!"

Update: 4:14 p.m. - There will be a rally in August.

Update: 4:09 p.m. - It's so hot in Florida.

Not quite sure what he means by "the end of 2 party system" but I know what he means by "it's so hot in Florida."

[Politicalboi]

48. I betcha they are going Rogue

With Sarah as the third party. Lets keep our fingers crossed. Palin/Bachmann 2012 :woohoo:

[Warren DeMontague]

25. Judging by that picture, I'd guess "the plan" involves cholesterol meds, viagra, & golf.

Lots, and lots, and lots of golf.

[Faygo Kid]

27. Works for me - that same demographic.

I am a white guy of the Beck demographic, and I can't understand these idiots.

Somebody play some Hendrix, and soon. And don't tell me they weren't fans, back in the day. I know better.

[Warren DeMontague]

46. Nah. They were listening to Pat Boone. Later, The Carpenters.

Hendrix? Uh Uh.

[SpiralHawk]

30. Don't forget the Oxycontin & diapers -- these are Republicons, after all

must meet their needs...

[CAG]

31. ... and get all of the under age boys and prostitutes away from the area

[Political Heretic]

26. Most of the people in that photo are from a generation that needs to hurry up and die.

Sorry to be blunt there, but so many of our problems are traced to a generation full of ignorant, racist, phobic, assholes that resist the direction of modern society at every turn.

Many things are not going to seriously change until that generation dies off.

[Faygo Kid]

28. That was just ugly.

You have no sense of history. I will stop there.

[TheCowsCameHome]

29. Aren't you sweet.

[Political Heretic]

32. Say what ever you want, but we won't have LGBT equality while that generation lives.

Just as an example.

It's funny, because the first person to say this to me was my father. He said his generation would have to die off before there could be some real change in some of this critical social areas.

And as far as sense of history goes, that's a pretty consistent historical reality.

[EmeraldCityGrl]

35. Blunt works.

:evilgrin:

[treestar]

40. Beck and Limbaugh lose more and more of their audience every year

It is definitely limited to white people. And they tend to be older.

All of medicare and crying about younger people getting any health care.

[DU GrovelBot]

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[graywarrior]

38. Are they gonna march off the end of the flat earth....I hope?

[treestar]

41. Hopefully the edge will find them

[tabasco]

42. Hahahahahaha! These fat slobs haven't marched any further than the golden arches.

Bring it on idiot reich-wingers.

You have a lot to learn about liberals.

[Raine]

44. They won't last

seriously ... having been involved in demos, rallys and marches it's physically and mentally very difficult, they don't have the staying power.

[Hawkeye-X]

43. Your 100 year plan involves prison for 100 years

for inciting hate and threats against the President of the United States.

[UTUSN]

45. Yaas, another of his SECRET PLANS revealed!1 He's a regular Dr Frank-N-Furter!1

I've never heard more than snippets of his radio yakking, like in the car, and it seems like every time (months apart) he is hinting at ANOTHER secret he can't talk about this minute, but will reveal it in X number of days, always herding his sheep along.

But as for the Frank-N-Furter thing, the ONE time I saw part of the t.v. circus, it was bizarre. It was this clip of him in lederhosen, setting his feet prettily and starting to sing "Eidelweiss" with a flirty smile. And, no, I am *not* doing what is commonly complained about here, of casting our Dem enemies as Gay. He was clearly playing off of all of the Nazi stereotypes of his portrayal. Here's the clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVzVkqtVMug&feature=related

That said, his always-hinting-at-a-secret-to-be-revealed struck me in tonight's replay of Rocky Horror, where Tim CURRY said, "I have discovered the secret!1 Yes, I know the secret of life!1"

So BecKKK ought to go around revealing his "secret" dressed as Dr Frank-N-Furter--and yet, his zombie followers would STILL flock and parrot him!1

**********QUOTE********

http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/rhps.shtml

FRANK
That's how I discovered the secret.
That elusive ingredient, that spark
that is the breath of life.



********UNQUOTE********

[DearAbby]

47. Is that a gaseous orb behind that guy in the lower right corner?

No wait, that methane gas from what little brain he has left. Never mind.