Is Gonzo Smoking Ganja?

[Hubert Flottz]

"Duhhh, I can't recall!" "yah mon, smoke i di ganja all day long"

Is he puffing on the shit that cilled Elvis or whut?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

1. "I don't recall" is lawyer-speak for...

..."The answer is no, but I reserve the right to change my answer later."

[flakey_foont]

2. maybe

tomorrow, after all, is 4/20

[librechik]

3. he woulda checked out those attorneys fired--but then he got high

woulda made sure only the best got hired--but then he got high.

Shoulda told some of the truth steada "Don't know why!"

But then he got high

then he got high

then he got high.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. LOL...

The DOJ has gone up in smoke!

[CrazyOrangeCat]

5. "Dave's not here!"

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Ashley Roachclip did better under questioning that the AG.

In State VS Stoner...

If Bush thinks GoneZo did good today, he must be on some kind of powerful stuff too.

[devilgrrl]

6. No he didn't. Stoners don't sound that stupid.

Gonzo's on crack.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. I think it's prolly that Gold Paint that Bush huffs down on the ranch.

Or some of Tom DeLay's bug juice?

[ms liberty]

9. There have been times in my life...

that I've been blasted, hammered, fried, so stoned I couldn't walk straight. I've NEVER been so stoned that my brain quit working entirely.

So the answer would be, No. He might be smokin' crack, he might be on meth, but he ain't smokin' the herb!

[Warren DeMontague]

10. I think it was the bacon and banana sandwiches that killed Elvis.

I don't think Gonzo's a stoner, I think he's a shameless political toady with zero ethics, who knows he's been caught.

[SlowDownFast]

11. Don't dis the pot, man.

Legalize it....

Don't criticize it....

[Hubert Flottz]

12. I forgot!