Show all the losers in your neighborhood that you can buy a Lexus like most people buy pizzas

[MrScorpio]

Because, let's face facts...

If you CAN'T buy a Lexus like most people buy pizzas,
you're just a fucking waste of skin, aren't you?

[Arctic Dave]

1. The worst thing you can be in America is poor.

Always been that way.

[Taverner]

3. Wasn't that way in the 30's when everyone was poor

[Arctic Dave]

6. Not everyone was poor. Just a lot of people.

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. Because then you cannot be a "good consumer".

I am ready to shriek the next time I hear us referred to as 'consumers".
But sadly, that is the only value we have to government/business. Soldiers or consumers.

[arcadian]

2. My neighbors would be more impressed with ATVs

[Warpy]

4. When I retired a pickup truck that was old enough to vote, I could have

but I decided to pay off my house and give some back, instead, from the proceeds from the sale of my dad's house after he died.

I ended up buying a little Kia putt putt that's fun to drive, great on gas, and has adequate room for all my fibre junk.

[Bozita]

7. I stole your trophy wife idea from the other thread.

[Bozita]

5. The trophy wife laden with Jared jewelry in a big red-bowed Lexus - the 'Murican dream

We're thinking of giving a Lexus to our newspaper delivery guy for Christmas.

Mostly because it makes shopping sooo easy.

[Initech]

8. Yup, we're just one big giant consumer cess pool.

George Carlin is right - we've just become one big commercial coast to coast shopping mall.