THIS is "the best of the public"? -Schlafly exposed by Colbert, letting him on air

[underpants]

I am sorry if that sounds like a cheapshot but this is the "perception is reality" crowd and Schlafly is a legacy of the machine.

Schlafly himself brings up "the best of the public" but can never say what it is. What it is is social darwinism and elitism which is at the core of the conservative movement.

Colbert never lets up on this but he just gets Schlafly to continue using the phrase so that it passes the ear more than once, similar to another tenant of the right namely the BIG LIE (repeat it so it at least becomes part of the conversation)

Colbert nails him on creating his own version of reality.
Schlafly seems to think his example of 2+2 is a winner :eyes:

Schlafly actually rounds out his point (whether he realizes it or not) by using "economics" which is about behavior more than finance to claim that Jesus's parables were in support of the conservative economic ideals. Schlafly cites a story about Jesus giving 5 cows to one man, 2 cows to another, and 1 cow to another man...the man with 5 cows is the most successful (supply side economics) while the man with only 1 cow went to hell. I have to admit that I had never heard that parable.

the entire episode is here-Colbert interviews Sen. Bernie Sanders too
http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=258126

[Jefferson23]

1. Saw it last night, amazing! LOL, Colbert is fantastic.

[underpants]

3. Watching it again

this is just below Colbert tearing Dinesh D'Souza apart by getting him to admit that he agrees with radical Islamic terrorists

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/80900/january-16-2007/dinesh-d-souza

[notadmblnd]

2. I think he gothis parables and jokes mixed up.... Politics and Cows

Written by John Cow on March 16th, 2008
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A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd’s pie, please.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.

AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

[underpants]

4. Italy Swiss and Arkansas

:rofl:

[xchrom]

5. 'AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.'