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Blue Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 11:06 AM
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Hey President Obama, I have the solution to global warming
Let's release 30,000 more metric tons of fluorocarbons into the atmosphere -- that'll clean up our mess.

At least that's what George W. Bu$h's environmental advisors told me.
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JonQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 11:08 AM
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1. I heard the solution
Edited on Thu Dec-10-09 11:09 AM by JonQ
was private jets and limos. If there's one thing that can alter the worlds temperature, it's traveling around in style.
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Johonny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 11:48 AM
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3. Yes the president of the US
should row a boat across the ocean with no security to represent us in international events and gatherings. :eyes:
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 11:09 AM
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2. or we could set the sky on fire to burn the nasty stuff up
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asjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 11:49 AM
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4. One great solution would be to
close Republican mouths until it gets cleared up.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 11:54 AM
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5. Maybe we should establish colonies on the Moon and Mars.
Then maybe we can send the polluters, Republicans and any other conservatives from around the world to live on them. Finally, we might have a chance of reversing the environmental and ecological damage happening on the Earth once the obstructionists and miscreants are gone.
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ThomThom Donating Member (752 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:29 PM
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6. If we stop polluting then climate change will spike and the planet
will become uninhabitable for most life or we can keep spewing until the planet becomes uninhabitable. We should hope for a comet to end it quick or start working on a solution. Denial is not an option.
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JonQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 02:02 PM
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8. Then we'd better not stop
;-)
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ThomThom Donating Member (752 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 06:39 PM
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9. No, it means the problem is very complicated and we better
get to work figuring out a solution.
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Sherman A1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 12:35 PM
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7. My idea is to find a way to contain
all the hot air coming out of the US Congress.

I would start with the GOP and then move on to some charming Blue Dogs..
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