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Tue Dec-15-09 03:33 PM
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Evangelical faith healer and founder of Oral Roberts U. dead at age of 91, according to CNN
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:34 PM
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:39 PM
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16. I lol'ed. May God do whatsoever He deems appropriate. nt |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:39 PM
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:40 PM
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21. Remember when he used to go around the South |
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with that traveling tent show, doing all that laying on of hands faith healin' crap? I had 2 disabled friends who went to that pos for a healing when they were kids. What a joke. Almost destroyed both of them.
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Tue Dec-15-09 04:18 PM
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:34 PM
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2. In related news, his evil brother Anal Roberts plans to take over the church |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:35 PM
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Tue Dec-15-09 04:44 PM
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50. that joke is older than most DUers |
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and I STILL wanted to be the one to post it first!
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Wed Dec-16-09 01:17 AM
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61. The perfect eulogy for Oral Bobs |
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In related news, this guy will be giving the eulogy http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8ea0067ad2/dylan-rhymer-oral-roberts-and-televangelistsI couldn't think of anyone better suited for the job!
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:34 PM
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3. He's stealing money from old angels in Heaven right now. |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:34 PM
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4. Donations must have stopped |
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Why didn't his followers pay up to keep him going?!?
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:34 PM
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5. I guess the last fund raiser didn't make enough? |
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So he was finally called home?
Wasn't that in the late 1980's he pulled that shit on his followers?
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:36 PM
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8. the check finally bounced. |
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Edited on Tue Dec-15-09 03:36 PM by dionysus
you got a good memory...
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:37 PM
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when a sugar daddy came through with the bulk of it at the last minute. I sooo wanted to see that idiot explain why he wasn't dead.
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Tue Dec-15-09 04:19 PM
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That would have been fun.
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:42 PM
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24. I do believe you're right. |
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And he made millions of dollars on it, too.
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:35 PM
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7. Hell enjoys another 'friend' |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:37 PM
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12. Thanks be to whomever it may concern! |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:38 PM
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14. Gee, that's a shame. n/t |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:38 PM
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15. 900 ft Jesus told him to go to hell. |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:39 PM
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18. One less anti-gay marriage voter on the registration rolls |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:40 PM
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19. Wow! God really did call him home! |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:52 PM
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35. How do you know it was God? nt |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:40 PM
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20. ding dong the witch is dead |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:41 PM
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22. Good. The world just got a little better. |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:43 PM
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26. Good riddance! That low-rent charlatan should have checked out years ago. |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:43 PM
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27. Feel the love at DU ! |
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You'd think he was ole Ebeneezer himself by these comments.
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:44 PM
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29. He was a charlatan that bilked millions out of gullible old ladies. |
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Pardon me if I'm not too torn up that the piece of shit died peacefully surrounded by piles of ill-gotten cash.
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:53 PM
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we visited my sweet ole Grandma (she died years ago.) She was living on a paltry Social Security check and money she made cleaning up other people's houses. But every month she sent a check to Oral Roberts. My grandmother was a Christian, Oral Roberts doesn't deserve the love of the Christians in his life.
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Tue Dec-15-09 04:22 PM
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47. I don't think you have a clue re the number of grandmothers in poor ass |
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developing countries who sent Oral Roberts their money every month. He was a classic snake oil salesman.
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:56 PM
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39. To be sure. I had to watch him on TV. We even had a record |
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of the choir at his church or whatever. A few years later I read a bio written by the divorced wife of one of his sons. She said she couldn't take the fakeness anymore. Especailly when Oral pretented like he was healing people by the laying of of his bands. My grandmother wanted to send him money and I told her not to because he wasn't healing anyone and they were all actors.
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:44 PM
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:47 PM
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31. Usually, a lack of oral is a bad thing... |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:46 PM
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...give him what he deserves.
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:48 PM
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32. And nothing of value was lost. nt |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:48 PM
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33. I remember a Doonesbury strip about his "send money or I'll die" campaign. . . |
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back when Roberts was telling everyone they had to send money or the "Lord is going to take me away."
Mike Doonesbury visited his Mom, whose farm was just down the road a patch from Oral Roberts U. They were discussing Roberts' extortion when Mike's mom popped up and said she couldn't understand it at all. Why didn't the Lord just direct Roberts to a good investment scheme, she wondered, something in the stock market or the like. She finished by saying God would be great at this:
"He'd do wonderful in the futures market."
To the matter at hand, Roberts and his ilk are the type that make you wish the whole Heaven and Hell story were true, so we could rest easier at night knowing he's now getting his just desserts.
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:48 PM
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34. I have nothing to say about this |
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I'll let the Word speak for me, Luke 20:46-47
46 “Beware of the scribes, who like to walk around in long robes, and love respectful greetings in the market places, and chief seats in the synagogues and places of honor at banquets, 47 who devour widows’ houses, and for appearance’s sake offer long prayers. These will receive greater condemnation.”
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:16 PM
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:52 PM
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36. And in her hour of need Lindsay Roberts found love in the arms of a 17 year |
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:54 PM
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38. I don't have anything clever to contribute so I'll just add this: |
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:14 PM
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Good riddance, he was due for his dirt nap ages ago.
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Tue Dec-15-09 03:57 PM
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40. Listen to Oral Roberts talk about sex! |
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The most uncomfortable few minutes of my life... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61_rPgitFmc
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Tue Dec-15-09 04:11 PM
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41. If the good die young we can know he was a POS |
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the planet is better off without him.
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Tue Dec-15-09 04:14 PM
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42. Oh god,...... I'm devastated. |
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Tue Dec-15-09 04:20 PM
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45. Is Oral's brother Anal still alive? What a fucking fraud this asshole was. |
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Edited on Tue Dec-15-09 04:21 PM by David Zephyr
Good riddance. There's more oxygen to breathe now.
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Tue Dec-15-09 04:30 PM
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48. They can preserve him like Lenin and prop him up occasionally when donations are slow |
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Tue Dec-15-09 04:51 PM
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51. There's a party in Hell tonight! |
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:11 PM
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52. Yay! One less televangelist scumfuck in the world. |
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:40 PM
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55. Oral Roberts U. = Six Flags Over Jesus |
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He built a hospital that was way too big for what Tulsa needed.
Tulsa is one of the most backwards fundie places I have ever been. It's worse that most of Texas, and I say that as a native Texan.
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:42 PM
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56. That's the best news of today. |
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:43 PM
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57. interesting day in heaven |
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:44 PM
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58. I always wondered ... |
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Why would parents name their kid 'Oral'? :shrug:
But OK, things were a lot different 91 years ago.
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:46 PM
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59. *insert Monica Lewinsky joke here* |
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60. Best headline nominee: "Jesus prepares to receive Oral." |
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