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Sun Dec-27-09 07:19 PM
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Let's think of better uses for Ben Nelson's toupee! |
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(We'll rule out "bird's nest"...that's too easy)
I'll start with "Overcoat for your chihuahua".
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:22 PM
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1. The new "stalker mop" from the Swiffer Wetjet commercials. |
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:27 PM
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:34 PM
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13. I can't top that--but I will at least try. |
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:23 PM
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2. Poultice for people who can't afford proper medical care. |
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:24 PM
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3. Who the fuck would unrec this? |
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K&R to get you back to zero. And I say we put it under Joe Liebermans pillow and see what happens.
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:24 PM
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but dust for fleas and lice first (the toupee, not the cat)
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:25 PM
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6. Ah! A merkin for the pussy... |
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:37 PM
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15. Damn, now I have an LBJ ear worm |
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My fellow merkins....
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:25 PM
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You know he probably needs one of those too, to hide the fact that he's hung like a Republican.
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:26 PM
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9. How dare you! He is a great 'Merkin'... |
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:35 PM
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:26 PM
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8. Crotch bomber camouflage |
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:31 PM
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might be needing some replacement fur about now.
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:40 PM
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17. What is the etiology of that term? I looked in the Urban dictionary, |
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but it hasn't even been defined yet.
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Sun Dec-27-09 08:57 PM
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22. The guy that attempted to blow up the plane recently |
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blew his ass end off, according to some reports. Now, people are calling him the crotchbomber.
Check the latest news for details. He got on the plane with underwear that had condoms filled with the ingredients for a bomb and somehow messed it up and had to go to the hospital.
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Tue Dec-29-09 06:30 PM
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27. somehow messed it up . . . |
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Yes. He tried to bring down a transcontinental flight with a bomb he tucked under his testicles. How could it have gone so wrong? :rofl:
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:28 PM
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11. Well, up here in glacier country, it's recommended that |
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if your car gets stuck in a snow bank, use the floor mats under the wheels for traction. That toupee might work just as well.
Others: Mulch for potted plants. chew toy for cat, crown a scarecrow with it, drain filter, pot scrubber.
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:40 PM
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16. Potholder. Teapot cozy. |
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Sun Dec-27-09 07:53 PM
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18. Stunt double for Punxsutawney Phil. nt |
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Sun Dec-27-09 08:00 PM
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19. Use in the sequel for "Anchorman : The Legend of Ron Burgundy"! |
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Sun Dec-27-09 08:02 PM
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I just thought he always wore a live rat on his head.
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Sun Dec-27-09 09:10 PM
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24. He was too cheap to buy rat food, so he SHOT the damn thing. |
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Easier to keep it in place that way.
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Tue Dec-29-09 02:28 PM
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26. So that accounts for the smell! |
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Tue Dec-29-09 07:59 PM
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28. No, that's just how Nelson ALWAYS smells. |
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Sun Dec-27-09 08:02 PM
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21. It's a beta version of a camouflage tinfoil hat, you know. The designers struggle on |
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to make it look semi-natural.
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Sun Dec-27-09 08:58 PM
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23. Sidekick in a new reality series with Donald Trump's rug. |
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Edited on Sun Dec-27-09 08:59 PM by Jamastiene
They could go shopping for shampoo together.
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Sun Dec-27-09 09:14 PM
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25. Set it on fire so that we can roast chestnuts. |
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