CK_John
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:43 AM
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We need a micro wave scanner that will set off anything someone has hidden. |
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That will make this problem go away and save a lot of time and effort. Just be sure bystanders are out of harms way.
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:46 AM
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1. Right...no bystanders at an airport security station... |
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Who cares if you blow up a plane if you can kill 500 people at the airport?
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CK_John
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:48 AM
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3. Build strong units that are set away from others. n/t |
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:54 AM
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5. Please explain how that's gonna work. In detail. nt |
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:01 AM
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7. Easy build a blast room, send everyone in and turn on micro wave. n/t |
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:49 AM
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4. Hell, it's more efficint for the terrorists to do it that way. nt |
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:47 AM
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2. You again? Yeah, that's a great idea; I hide my insulin pump. |
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The stoopid--it's alive and living on DU.
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:58 AM
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6. A ray capable of setting off plastic explosive would fry a person |
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:05 AM
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9. We just need a better micro wave. n/t |
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:23 AM
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Why not instead invent a Unicorn that sniffs out anything dangerous, and when it's not working sings showtunes?
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:05 AM
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8. Just sprinkle chili powder on everyone's nose. |
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:07 AM
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This or knockout gas in the cabin |
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This idea was floated shortly after 9/11. If a disturbance erupted, knockout gas would flood the cabin putting everyone to sleep. I really like that idea. Common sense always wins.
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:25 AM
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19. But in this case the plane would have burned and crashed. |
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:07 AM
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10. Have an image of GW at every entrance. |
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If they try to attach explosives to the image then lock them up.
If they just try spitting on him or something less drastic than explosives let them go.
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:12 AM
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11. Microwaves do wonders to flesh |
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Anyone up for being cooked from the inside out?
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:14 AM
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12. didn't you watch gremlins? |
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you'll be cooked like a hot pocket.
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:16 AM
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13. Thoughts. Hidden thoughts. They must be detected. |
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That will be the important breakthrough. Governments are working on that detection technique even as we post!
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:17 AM
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14. That wouldn't be good for people who carry nitroglycerin tablets for angina pectoris |
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:31 AM
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22. Don't hide it, just declare it. n/t |
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:20 AM
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15. Okay, I'll bite some more. How do we know who goes into the blast room? nt |
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:23 AM
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16. Everyone who wants to get on the plane. n/t |
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:27 AM
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20. Including the bomber? I am not following your logic. nt |
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:23 AM
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What we need is a physic standing at the check station. That way they can tell who's holding and who isn't.
Truthfully, I do believe that some people have physic instincts, but I am just making fun of the republicans and THEIR SOLUTIONS to everything.
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