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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 07:59 PM
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Everyone stand back- I am going to protect America
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Okay, done.

According to the Republicans we should be good for a few months or so.
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thunder rising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:00 PM
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1. I feel safer already. Thanks.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:01 PM
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2. No problem.
It's been a tough few weeks for the underpants crowd

just doing what I can, you know, to keep it even
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:06 PM
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11. I hate it that people are prejudiced against underware.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 10:42 PM
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36. you mean when one first puts on a clean pair
or when they insist on using the other clean side
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:02 PM
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3. You wrote KO's script! Good job! nt
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Bonobo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:02 PM
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4. You are a hero.
You should run for office!
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:03 PM
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5. do you really want to air
dirty laundry?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:04 PM
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8. .
you are on a ROLL!!
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:05 PM
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10. 2-ply ...
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:07 PM
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12. I wouldn't be so bad if I weren't
three sheets to the wind ...
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:04 PM
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6. Wow. Thanks. I feel SOOOO much better now!
:rofl:
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:04 PM
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7. thanks, underpants
:hug:
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:05 PM
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9. Oh good ...for a minute I thought you were going to fart.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:07 PM
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14. naw ... that's Howard Stern's alter ego ...
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PufPuf23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:07 PM
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13. At the cost of messy, Underpants. nt
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:11 PM
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18. SNORT!
Diet Dr. Pepper all over the place!

:rofl:
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Born_A_Truman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:09 PM
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15. Terrorist...
Use it in a sentence! Tattoo it on your forehead!

Give me a T!


:scared:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:23 PM
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21. Ahem
Terror is what terror people do when they do the terror thing
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seeinfweggos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:10 PM
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16. spot on
most of the criticism of the president seems to be he wasn't as hysterical as the last one.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:22 PM
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20. He won't be like they want him to be
the last guy... he did whatever they told him to do and look at how great that turned out
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seeinfweggos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 10:23 PM
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31. i saw some dead-ender from the cheney administration on teevee
this morning compalaining the president won't "say terror"

i mean come on, how are you going to scare the shit out of people if you won't say "terror"?

it is nice to hav an intelligent peron in the white house
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:11 PM
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17. you`re a true patriot and a protector of the fatherland!
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:12 PM
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19. Way to go, underpants.
Who else can say their underpants protect America? I don't think even the Mormons.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:23 PM
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22. Tomorrow's headline...
"America Saved By Underpants"

...'A little miffed by what's in them'....
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RoyGBiv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:24 PM
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23. Nope, fail ...
Gotta say "War" a lot too.

Here. I'll help.

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Okay, there. Now we're good.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:29 PM
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26. Thank you
:patriot:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:24 PM
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24. You're back! We thought you had been blown up by a Nigerian!
:bounce:
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Ignis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:24 PM
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25. Haven't you been declared a terrorist yet?
I heard something about someone using you to cause Terra! :freak:
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thunder rising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 10:33 PM
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32. Underpants is now on the no-fly list. Is that close enough?
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Ignis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 10:36 PM
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33. I hope you don't think I was soiling underpants.
He's all that stands between TERRA and the jewels of the homeland! :patriot:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:37 PM
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27. Whew! Thanks, underpants
The nation owes a debt of gratitude to you.

If they don't, then they're anti-Murikan.
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midnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:38 PM
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28. That does seem to be the reasoning that continues...
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:46 PM
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29. Run for your lives, hide, kill kill, exray my asshole.....
bomb the world, shoot down every airliner


:sarcasm:


it feels like Bush is back in power


we need more distractions because we are being fed shit sandwiches by the corporate elite
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 08:52 PM
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30. This is one hell of a time for someone named UNDERPANTS
to talk about saving America! ;-)
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 10:38 PM
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34. America! Fuck yeah!
Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!!!
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-06-10 10:40 PM
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35. thats what peter king said
and if anybody knows anything he doesn't
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nostalgicaboutmyfutr Donating Member (991 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-07-10 01:30 PM
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37. Hey Dufas! You miss-spelled it!! It's.....
Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra! Terra!
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freddie mertz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-07-10 01:31 PM
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38. Funny! And I have to say, your posting handle kinda fits the moment too.
Who could have known?
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Union Yes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-07-10 03:06 PM
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39. You forgot tax cuts!!1!1!!11 You must be a RINO!
:hi:

knr
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-07-10 04:34 PM
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40. I believe it only works if you pronounce it "terra" and use many !!!!'s and 111's
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Demeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-07-10 06:11 PM
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41. We Salute You, Captain Underpants!
remember the Pink Panther joke? Peter Sellers talking to the bellboy in the hotel: "I will see that you are appointed to bellMAN!"
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