Caption Pickles

[geardaddy]

"Now children, does anyone have a copy of 'My Pet Goat'?"

[AlCzervik]

1. "Yes you, get my cigarettes, bourbon, Ambien and romance novel"

[paparush]

2. "I did not have sex with THAT woman.."

[bluedeminredstate]

3. You MIGHT have that arm

when you get back from Bushie's war... but you might not. God, I crack myself up!!!! Any other questions before the recruiter comes in to get your combat boot sizes?"

[Neecy]

4. gee....

She really looks like she's "suffering", doesn't she?

[Cameron27]

15. Well, that's the brave face she puts on

:sarcasm:

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. "Every one of you is more mature than the asshole I married"

[WinkyDink]

6. "The Servants' Exit is that way."

[TechBear_Seattle]

7. "Right you are, my dear. The Vicodin *has* just kicked in!"

[lies and propaganda]

8. ..."awww, yall survived Katrina."

wasnt that so nice of us to let you?

[StarryNite]

9. Stepford is that way.

[flakey_foont]

10. Somebody just sent this to me

One day the first grade teacher was reading to the class the story of Chicken Little. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the Farmer. She read, "and Chicken Little went up to the Farmer and said, 'The sky is falling! The sky is falling!'". The Teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that Farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

[TechBear_Seattle]

11. "Anyone with a question *other* than, 'Why are you still married to that lying bastard?'"

That was the first thing out of a co-worker's mouth when she saw the picture. :rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

12. And if you join up for 6 years you get your own boonie hat and watch!"

[mindfulNJ]

13. "oil can..."

...

[geardaddy]

14. ..

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TechBear_Seattle]

19. "And *your* little dog, too, my pretty!"

:toast:

[LibDemAlways]

16. I was going this way (burp) and the other

kid was coming that way.....

So that was one of my biggest mistakes. The other one was marrying (burp) an idiot.

[wildhorses]

17. bang, bang your dead

i shot my baby down

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

18. please note the emergency exits on the side of the plane

and fasten your seat belts until after we've taken off.