Victoria Jackson? Yep, she's nuts (and Brietbart can't get enough of her)

[sufrommich]

The Obamunism Bikini

I think the sleeping giant has been awakened.

Now the sleeping giant needs to put on some clothes.

Hallelujah! I was praying about our country. And then, Scott Brown dropped out of the sky. My friend Bonnie was praying and fasting. I said, “Fasting? You weigh 90 lbs.!”

She said, “I am fasting from Glenn Beck. Fasting means abstaining from anything that you love, not just food.”
Oh good. Because I can’t even go two hours without popping a Coffee Nip (hard candy, 30 calories each) in my mouth. Maybe I’ll fast from Coffee Nips in an effort to enhance my prayer intensity. Only God can save our country.

So, our prayer and fasting is working. Millions of us have been praying. And, thanks to Glenn Beck we are learning exactly who our enemy is. Whether you call it Progressive, Radical, Far Left, Communist, or Socialist, it is one thing – Government Control. Those two words don’t register in many minds because our secular school system ”forgot” to teach political science and accurate history. Communism destroys freedom, annihilates Christianity, kills people, and doesn’t work. I recently sang my “There’s a Communist Living in the White House” song to a 12 year old. He said, “What’s a Communist?” I said, “Here’s your crash course in politics – Communism is the opposite of Freedom.”

Now, all young people want Freedom. So, why don’t we educate them using their own toys? Hip, sexy, MTV shows, sexy clothes and sexy rock ‘n roll. Let’s paint “I WANT MY FREEDOM” on naked models and place them on a big billboard on Sunset Blvd. Let’s get a freedom rap song anthem, a “We Are The World” event where cool conservatives raise a ruckus. (Well, I’d prefer a Randy Newman tune.) Let’s get a Reality TV show that follows the Tea Partiers, or follows a Conservative Candidate. Sprinkle some “hot” teenagers in it.

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/vjackson/2010/02/02/the-obamunism-bikini/


The comments from crazy right wingers nodding in agreement are hilarious.

[nickinSTL]

1. "cool conservatives"? there's an oxymoron

not the nuttiest thing in the article, but it caught my eye.

[sufrommich]

2. That caught my eye too. I'd love to see her list of

cool conservatives. lol

[a la izquierda]

3. who is victoria jackson?

i have enough annoying, idiotic conservatives in my family to worry about the non-relatives.

[sharesunited]

18. She used to be on Saturday Night Live.

And somewhere along the way turned into a right winger like Dennis Miller did. But springing more from her Christian faith than Miller.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_jackson

[buff2]

4. Why didn't their "sleeping giant" wake up

when bu$h was pRESIDENT? They make no sense at all. Stupid uneducated asswipes. All of them.

[Orsino]

5. Sad wingnut fantasies.

Standing up for our corporate masters is never gonna be "cool." Shivering at Glenn Beck's command is never gonna be "cool."

Cool has always meant finding a unique personal style. Parroting wingnut talking points doesn't count. Never has; never will.

[AndyA]

6. Third rate actress, Goldie Hawn wannabe.

I never liked Victoria Jackson. When she was at the top of her popularity, the dumb blond thing had come and gone. It may have worked for Marilyn and Jayne, and it may have helped Goldie get her start, but that was as much due to the times as anything.

By the time Jackson came around, the dumb blond thing was old, way past its time. Hawn moved on to become an accomplished actress, but Jackson didn't have enough talent to make that transition.

I've never been a fan, and considering her politics, I'm glad for that. I have no patience for right wingers and will not support them by watching their shows. Jon Cryer (Two and a Half Men) and Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond) are two examples of people who ruined good shows for me.

Jackson is nothing big. She never was, and never will be (thankfully).

[peekaloo]

16. Jon Cryer?

seriously.

BWAH. He has always been viewed as a big ol' douche by me and now I know why.

FWIW At one time I thought VJ was all an act, a bad act, but an act nonetheless. So I missed that one. :-)

[AndyA]

20. Another one is John Ratzenberger (Cliff on "Cheers")

I thought his character was all an act, but he's also a big right winger, and I suspect wasn't really acting all that much on Cheers. Still, he was such an idiot on that show I'll still watch it if I happen to catch it on.

[Gman]

7. LOL! There's no such thing as a "cool conservative"

[TexasObserver]

8. Years later, we find out she wasn't ACTING dumb. She is dumb.

I always thought that one dimensional charcter of hers was a creation. I had no idea until years later that's not an act. She's really that stupid.

[KharmaTrain]

9. She Musta Done A Little Too Much Of This...

she's been a full-fledged fundie wingnut for quite some time...a reason why she's lucky to get any work in "the biz".

[progressoid]

12. I don't know why...

but I can't stop loking at that picture. It's like a slowmotion trainwreck.

[PoliticalOne65]

17. She went to Auburn

This is what you get from Auburn Grads. Roll Tide Roll

[asdjrocky]

10. Twit.

[Jennicut]

11. Fasting and praying? Wow. Talk about nuts. The only gig she could get recently was on VH1

for Celebrity Fit Club a few years back. Pathetic. Just wants attention.

[ixion]

13. her wealth of ignorance is astounding... these people had no problem whatsoever with

"Government Control" during the 8 years BushCo took daily dumps on the Constitution and Bill of Rights -- not to mention created the LARGEST BUREAUCRATIC ENTITY EVER in the ridiculously fascist Department of "Homeland" (ugh) Security.

Nope, didn't hear a peep out of them. Nor a peep when the equally ridiculous and fascist TSA was spawned. Nor when the unPATRIOTic Act was passed, nor when the MCA was passed, nor when Posse Comitatus was rescinded.

Nope, they didn't have a problem with THOSE particularly nasty bits of "Government Control." :puke:

[sufrommich]

14. Well, in one sentance she rails against government control and

in another wants Beck,Hannity,Limbaugh.etc. required reading in public schools. Makes perfect sense.

[Canuckistanian]

15. You have to force freedom on some people, it seems

Or else they'll choose to be slaves.

[Toasterlad]

19. Silly Victoria. There's No Such Thing As a "cool conservative"