Welcome to another Early Edition of the Duzy Awards
I wanted to get these out early due to the snow storms in the South, plus the fact that today is my dad's 72nd birthday and I will be with him and the rest of the family later this evening... Peace, Ghost
Special thanks to: dixiegrrrrl, scarletwoman, Soylent Brice, havocmom, Mira, JeffR & kickysnana for their invaluable assistance in bringing you the DUzy Awards this week
On a thread by Amerigo Vespucci: Poll question: Do you ever smile & nod politely while not listening to a SINGLE word the other person is saying? old mark:
6. What? Oh, yeah---- yeah, sure.......nt Aristus:
13. All the time; I'm married...:P
sarge43:
18. Of course. I've been married for 28 years. n/t DutchLiberal:
25. And picturing her naked instead...Er... I think I've just said too much.
The DU Lounge, Feb-05-10: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9240366
On a thread by annabanana: just teased on NBC:. . The "First Dude" scandal..For Context: livetohike:
6. Me includedWhat is the name for someone who never progresses beyond a high school emotional maturity level when they are in their 40's? :shrug:
TheCowsCameHome:
7. Bush 43 OmmmSweetOmmm:
9. Mrs. Greenspan did the story. Between this and Mitchell daring Palin to call out Rush,it's making me wonder what happened between Mitchell and the chillbillie. I thought there was a lovefest going on there.
peekaloo:
10. restraining order?This one wins a Special Visual Achievement AwardGeneral Discussion, Feb-06-10: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7652009
On a thread by Stephanie: Calling the Fashion Police PCIntern:
1. All dressed up and no one to blow...
beam me up scottie:
3. I hear she wrangled those clams herself.See the smaller, darker odd shaped ones?
That's what's left of the ones who put up a fight - took 'em out with a Desert Eagle 50 cal, she did.
scarletwoman:
5. I'm not sure what to think. I want to wait for Osama Bin Laden's next tape and get his take on it.General Discussion, Feb-07-10: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7658212
OP by MineralMan: In Defense of The BlobfishPress Release
February 8, 2010
Blobfish Anti-Defamation League
Contact: MineralMan
In Defense of The Blobfish
Recent photographs of the exotic deepwater fish, the Blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus),have lately appeared on internet sources. The BADL objects to these photographs, which do not represent the true beauty and unique qualities of the Blobfish. The photographs, taken of a dead specimen of this noble species, in no way reflect the appearance of the living fish.
The BADL calls for an immediate removal of all such photographs from all media. They degrade the reputation of this esteemed member of the piscine genera. All such photographs should be replaced with the second photograph included with this press release. The new photograph depicts the Blobfish in its living, swimming state, and reflects its true beauty.
The BADL deplores the ridicule and calumny heaped upon the Blobfish by so many internet bloggers, who think nothing of the feelings of this peaceful and lovely creature. Please do the right thing if you are currently displaying the disrespectful photo of a Blobfish. Replace it forthwith with the included photo.
tularetom:
1. Here's one they just pulled from the sea still flopping around CanonRay:
7. Kinda looks like my brother-in-law. The Straight Story:
12. I don't care how it looks, I want to know how it tastes:evilgrin:
KittyWampus:
16. What would the cafeteria serve in honor of a National Blobfish Day?Any idea what their favorite food is?
blondeatlast:
23. Cornflake chicken and mac and cheese with some Velveeta.Oh, and jalapeno cornbread.
General Discussion, Feb-06-10: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7654094
On a thread by Taverner
: DU Mathematicians - Does the number 'infinity' exist, or is it for all purposes an imaginary number? Bucky:
12. Yes it exists. It's the next number after 16,353,546,030,798, 166,468,616, 846,551,899,051, 268, 135You know, give or take...
The DU Lounge, Feb-08-10: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9244973
OP by breadandwine: ••••Ode to the Corporation••••I was feeling very generous toward corporate America after the Supreme Court ruling underscoring the personhood of corporations. So I wrote this little poem. Please feel free to submit this loving poem to your local right wing newspaper. Do NOT pay attention to the HIDDEN MESSAGE. . .
From the day they are born
Under circumstances tenuous but warm
Corporations struggle to be helpful
Kept in all our hearts they live to be good.
The corporations tirelessly work for all
Hearing the market's call
Ever supplying the public need.
Can any other entity boast such merit?
Or provide products we all can cherish?
Rescue for the weary?
Protection from harm?
Or clothing to keep us warm?
Real needs of people,
Always put first,
Till the best for everyone
Is garnered.
Only the corporation can be so human.
Nothing else but it could harbor personhood.
So rejoice in all that they have given us.
General Discussion, Feb-09-10: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=7680994
On a thread by Turborama: 30 pounds of pot found inside pictures of Jesus provis99:
1. What Would Jesus Smoke?If she didn't pray to Jesus before, I'll bet she's praying now.
Flaneur:
13. Not Mexican brick weed! Richard D:
4. Holy Smoke!(I'm sorry, I'm really really sorry about that.)
Jamastiene:
10. If I had found those pictures before they did, I would have said "Hallelujah!!!":evilgrin:
Bozita:
11. Jesus saves. ... How the hell else could he ever afford 30 pounds? Arctic Dave:
12. Are you sure that is jesus or is he the zigzag man? htuttle:
18. I don't care if it rains or freezes, 'long as I got my cannabis Jesus......Riding in the backseat of my car...
Veruca Salt:
29. This whole thread is one heckofa duzy!Our father, who toked in heaven...
,,,,uhhh, how did the rest go? :smoke:
MrMickeysMom:
31. Honest officer... I was FRAMED!heh-heh...
General Discussion, Feb-10-10: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7690512
OP by Hubert Flottz: By Request: The Sarah Palin Limerick Thread...On the Straight Talk Express she came,
With her buddy old Johnny McSame,
They incited a riot,
Voting floks wouldn't buy it,
Now she's showing her ass once again.
On the trail of the wolf and the moose,
She would carry her tiny papoose,
She said Trig can have heat,
When I bag some more meat,
If Trig grows up he'll kick her caboose.
guitar man:
1. ok I'll tryThere once was a woman named Palin
Who made a career out of failin'
With a winky you betcha and
they're all out to getcha
she goes on with her bitchin' and wailin'
:shrug:
geardaddy:
2. mineCaribou Barbie is a louse
She spent lots of dough on her blouse
She mocked Hope and Change
And was really deranged
No place for her at the White House
11 Bravo:
3. A dim bulb with notes on her hand,
Spewed shit for a cool hundred grand.
She's dumb as a brick
But her bankroll is thick
Thanks to fools with their heads in the sand.
dixiegrrrrl:
4. ok...bravely attempting my first limerick..be gentle.Of the two which is dumber
Sarah or Joe the plumber?
She relies for memory on her hand
while Joe had the fans all scammed.
Here's hoping both are quitters before summer.
Mira:
7. Here goes:There once was a Barbie named Palin
when Alaska she led she went bailin'
to go for prime time
in the low forty-nine
but I trust we will send her on sailin'.
Many more on this thread, be sure to read the whole thread :-) The DU Lounge, Feb-11-10: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9249779
OP by dcsmart: anybody know when the democratsr going to put down their diapers and pick up the pitchforks and torches.
Tesha:
1. Wednesday, November 3rd, right after the Republicans seize control of the House and Senate.
Once the Democrats don't actually have power to *DO* anything, they'll
be talking again really loudly about what should be done.
G_j:
4. have you seen Godot?should be here any minute now...
General Discussion, Feb-11-10: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7695427
Special Visual Achievement Award
On a thread by Skinner
: DU PHOTOSHOP FUN... What's on Sarah Palin's hand?response #1 by ruckyresponse #8 by Bluebearresponse #103 by Jackeensresponse #13 by muriel_volestranglerresponse #14 by DearAbbyresponse #15 by wtmusic response #20 by FumesuckerThere are many more funny pics at the link. If you paticipated in this project, you've won a DUzy! General Discussion, Feb-07-10:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7663090#7663754
OP by n2doc: Mr Fish- How Much Longer?
response #1 by mikelgb
General Discussion, Feb-10-10 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7685291
On a thread by raccoon: Who's behind this? Bush 'Miss Me Yet' billboard.
response #5 by Avidor
Minnesota, Feb-09-10: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=160x38338