PolluterHarmony.com

[Blue_In_AK]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day, especially since it features Alaska's very own Lisa Murkowski. This is a must watch. :rofl:

http://www.polluterharmony.com/

When I moved from Alaska to Washington, I wasn't sure if I'd be able to find someone who was right for me. The first couple of years were tough — I met a lot of potential matches but couldn't find the perfect one. My dad had lived in DC for years and had a lot of success with PolluterHarmony, so I decided to try it.

When I saw Jeff's profile, I couldn't believe I found a lobbyist with so much money to contribute to my re-election campaigns and so many big coal and utility industry clients. Arch Coal, Southern Company, Edison Electric... I thought "He's just what I'm looking for!" We instantly clicked — in our first phone conversation, he told me he could bundle $10,000 by our first date. We met in person a week later, and he had the check in hand.

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