proud2BlibKansan
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Sun Feb-14-10 06:58 PM
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My friend's husband is at Daytona and watched the race standing next to Sarah Palin |
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He was on a rooftop and she was standing right next to him. He texted his wife to tell her he was close enough to push her off the roof.
Friend said no, don't make her a martyr. :)
Friend just got a second text from husband, saying she was "fakey girly, wore a ton of makeup and had side burns! Accompanied by big angry men."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Sun Feb-14-10 07:04 PM
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1. Could he look in her ear? |
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Tell her we were all wondering if there were really brains in there?
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Sun Feb-14-10 08:17 PM
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12. Hell, he probably watched the whole race looking in one of her ears and out the other! |
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Mon Feb-15-10 07:19 AM
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17. teh zombies would walk right past her..... |
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braaaaaiiiinssss...braaaaiiinsss...
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Sun Feb-14-10 07:05 PM
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2. that would be a hard urge to resist |
proud2BlibKansan
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Sun Feb-14-10 07:07 PM
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4. LOL I know I wouldn't want to trade places with him |
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Sun Feb-14-10 10:29 PM
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In fact, we should all be pushing for her 2012 bid for President.
Seriously. That would do wonders for us.
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Sun Feb-14-10 07:06 PM
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3. Since the race has gone so long |
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I am sure she gave up on it. They are still trying to get the last laps in after these many hours.
Quitter girl is gone, I would bet.
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Sun Feb-14-10 07:19 PM
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5. "side burns"?? Doesn't that mean a moustache likely too?! |
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Sun Feb-14-10 07:32 PM
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6. Did he look to see if she had anything written on her hand? |
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Edited on Sun Feb-14-10 07:35 PM by LiberalFighter
If he was going to push her off (I strongly urge him not to) make sure to write on her hand 1) Look down at ground 2) Jump off roof
Or he could had said "Jumper, she's trying to jump off the roof!! Stop her."
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Sun Feb-14-10 07:50 PM
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7. LOL I didn't think to ask that |
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Sun Feb-14-10 08:06 PM
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8. I would not be able to control myself in front of the pig with lipstick. |
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Sun Feb-14-10 09:57 PM
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14. I'd probably lose my lunch |
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Sun Feb-14-10 08:15 PM
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9. Hope he had burritos for lunch! |
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Sun Feb-14-10 08:17 PM
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10. She apparently chose not to spend Valentine's Day with Todd, |
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Edited on Sun Feb-14-10 08:18 PM by bullwinkle428
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Sun Feb-14-10 08:17 PM
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11. Big angry men? Where was TAWD? |
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Sun Feb-14-10 08:40 PM
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13. Standing next to a wreck is no big deal... |
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..even when it's wearing a skirt.
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Mon Feb-15-10 07:23 AM
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18. Hope Your Friend Gets Disinfected |
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