Hey we caught the number one Al Qaeda guy in Iraq

[brettdale]

And according to media reports, if he wasnt caught there would of been carnage, because he was about to launch a wave of terrorist attacks in the USA.

Is anyone at all, still believing this BS?

[SoCalDem]

1. Is he the former number 7 who was elevated to number 3 after we caught a series

of number 2's, which catapulted this new guy to #1? :silly:

[stevedeshazer]

2. Hysteria. Code Red Terra Alert!

They used to get all excited about catching the #2 or #3 guy.

[Roland99]

3. And he was apparently nabbed months ago and has been held in a "ghost prison"

and only now being transferred to Gitmo

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Is that the number one number one guy, or the number two number one guy,

and wasn't he actually killed several times?

[AlCzervik]

5. thank god al-qaeda issues those org charts, it really helps to keep track of their employees.

[Elidor]

6. I have a sudden vision of bin Laden reading "Leadership secrets of Attila the Hun"

Or maybe he's more a Lee Iacocca kinda guy.

In Al Qaeda, everyone is number two. If this stuff was any more absurd, I'd print up t-shirts with an arrow pointing up to the wearer's face, proclaiming "Al Qaeda No. 2"

[AlCzervik]

7. lol, Bin Laden reading "who moved my cheese" or "what color is your parachute?"

[Geek_Girl]

8. I thought Bin Laden was #1

nt

[AlCzervik]

9. no this is the Al-Qaeda franchise in Iraq, didn't you get the memo?

the franchise fee is ridiculously high i heard.