If you thought the news TODAY was weird - just wait until 11am Friday eastern when...

[givemebackmycountry]

ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, CNN, CNN HLN, MSNBC, FOX NEWS, ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN NEWS, ESPNU, CNBC, FOX BUSINESS, THE GOLF CHANNEL ALL CUT TO?

TIGER WOODS TALKING ABOUT HIS "ISSUES".
It's going to a banner day for the American Media tomorrow my friends.

The world will look at us once again and breathe a collective sigh and say, WTF?

[Parche]

1. a true hole in one

:rofl: :hi:

[AwakeAtLast]

16. or 2, or 3, or 4 - or 20

:hide:

:evilgrin:

[lib2DaBone]

2. K/R You got that right... 24/7 Tiger Woods Therapy...his sex re-hab..

..How could a young billionaire attractive sports icon lust after women ... oh the humanity.... :rofl:

[pearl]

3. This is so true

Holy Mother of God. Maybe Home and Garden TV for me tomorrow.

[Generator]

4. Oh lordy when do that man and golf go away forever?

When? Yes, I am anti-golf. No, I won't be crashing my bulldozer into that green waste of space. But yes, I can dream of a world without golf. It's my American dream and it's my right.

[WillyT]

5. I Still Wanna Know More About Sex Rehab...

And what if you can't remember who you have to make amends too???

:shrug:

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. TGIF

This Guy Is Fucked.

[demigoddess]

8. roflmao

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JerseygirlCT]

7. Oh good grief

He, the Gosselins and Palin just need to go away.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

9. Sex addiction is a desease.

The people who suffer from it feel a sense of incompleteness in thier lives.
Sex addicts are merely looking for a hole to fill.

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[eppur_se_muova]

18. LOL! nt

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[Dappleganger]

12. I'm thinking of making a giant dumbass sign, riding over to PVB...

and try to get on the television.

TIGER IS MY BABY DADDY I LOVE UUUUU!11!!


Think it'll work? It's only a 15 minute ride, hehe.

[depakid]

13. How many of us called the shot about this happening just prior to the tour heating up again?

:rofl:

Frankly, I could care less about this cad- my guess is that he's still stuck with some unresolved issues from his time back in Palos Verdes high school.

[upi402]

14. zactly! Screw living indoors and eating food... Who zoomed who???

We have issues of historic import for life on earth. And our corporate media is not upholding its contract that the 4th Estate has with society.

It's the only business protected by the Bill of Rights and given our common air space to transmit and run lines. But it betrays us with misinformation, distraction, and phony questions.

[progressoid]

15. I'm taking the day off just to watch it.

:eyes:

[w8liftinglady]

17. why does this remind me of the SNL sketch"Death of Buckwheat"

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10389/saturday-night-live-buckwheat-buys-the-farm
http://www.hulu.com/watch/10400/saturday-night-live-john-david-stutts

edit to add this-just because it's funny
http://www.hulu.com/watch/10388/saturday-night-live-buckwheat-dead-america-mourns

[Liberal In Texas]

19. Glad I don't watch TV much, especially at 11 a.m. eastern. n/t

[Rosa Luxemburg]

20. why would I be interested? yawn

[devilgrrl]

21. I am so glad I don't watch too much TV these days.

K&R

[brooklynite]

22. What about The Food Network?

If he's not showing how to grill scallops, I'm not interested.....

[proudohioan]

23. No, but he might show how to properly roast a weenie. n/t

[Cronus Protagonist]

24. I would blow him

Really.