We all know what an Oscar looks like. What does a DUzy look like?

[SoCalDem]

Will it fit on a mantel?
Does it deserve its own spotlight?
Is it substantial enough to be used as a doorstop?
Would it dent a presidential cranium if it accidentally fell from a high shelf?
Is it golden?
Silver?
Bright Cerulean Blue?
Is it female in nature, or macho masculine?
Neuter?
Feline?
Canine?

If you had to design the DUzy, what would it look like?

[Forkboy]

1. Phyllis Diller

[Viva_La_Revolution]

2. a nickle plated brain

:)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Here's one possibility:

A Yak's butt in a thong.

[SoCalDem]

4. or a bronzed Olive Garden menu

:rofl:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. That could work.

:rofl:

[babylonsister]

5. GREAT question! Our DUzy Jeff is a great photographer; this would also

work in the photography group, but the essence of a DUzy might be difficult to capture. :rofl:

Here's the photo group:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=280

[SoCalDem]

8. I had a dyslexic moment, clicked the link expecting to see a "group photo"

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

6. i picture it looking like this

[alfredo]

9. Answers

Q. Will it fit on a mantel?

A. Depends on the mantel

Q. Does it deserve its own spotlight?

A. No, its light comes from within

Q. Is it substantial enough to be used as a doorstop?

A. Yes, and it won't complain like your aunt Mabel

Q. Would it dent a presidential cranium if it accidentally fell from a high shelf?

A. Nothing is that hard

Q. Is it golden?

A. yes

Q. Silver?

A. No Pewter

Q. Bright Cerulean Blue?

A. See above no, further up.

Q. Is it female in nature, or macho masculine?

A. you have some issues?

Q. Neuter?

A. If you love your pet.

Q. Feline?

A. If they have webbed feet.

Q. Canine?

A. no K.Y.

[JeffR]

10. Too easy

It's 34 storeys high and features 17'-high Byzantine carved heads around its observation deck. All you winners who don't have cathedral ceilings, call your contractor RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!1!1!!



Just sayin'.

[SoCalDem]

11. Fed Ex or UPS?

:rofl:

[babylonsister]

12. Your humbleness

eludes me! :rofl:

Seriesle, thank you, Jeff! You are hot stuff, and give lots of DUers a great laugh that, by now, is looked-forward-to and anticipated!
So you were a day late! :spank:

[wakeme2008]

13. A signed picture of KKarl Rove

:)