***Provo, Utah Jobseekers - New Job Application Update***

[DeSwiss]

In connection with a previously posted thread (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x777362">College Students Placed On "Do Not Hire" Blacklist Re: Cheney Protests - Utah - Post by: WillyT), and by the request of parents who wish to remain anonymous (but would like to have their basements back), I offer a repeat posting of the *New & Improved* Provo, Utah job application form for those of you who will be job-hunting there in the foreseeable future.

Although I must warn you now that if you don't like Dick Cheney, you might as well take a hike. There are plenty of blue states left for you hippies....

ACME, Inc. - Provo Utah
BYU Graduate - Job Application
(This application form has been approved by the Republican Party, DOJ and Homeland Security.)

(1) Name: ___________________________________

(2) Address: ___________________________________

(3) City, St. Zip: ___________________________________

(4) Area code, Phone: ___________________________________

(5) Websites (MySpace, etc.), email addresses (all of them): ____________________

(6) Schools/Degrees/Awards: ___________________________________

(7) Major: ___________________________________

(8) Did you attend your official commencement @ your school?:

Yes ( ) (please provide blood sample and UPC bar code from degree for confirmation)
No ( ) (you may stop here and leave thru the BLUE door. Someone will meet you)

(9) Do you like Vice-president Cheney?:

Yes ( ) (please provide copy of voter registration, loyalty oath card and show us your "Official Republican Registration Tatoo")
No ( ) (you may stop here and leave thru the BLUE door. Someone will meet you)

(10) Do you know at least 10 ten people who do not like Vice-president Cheney?:

Yes ( ) Please list names and addresses on the lines below. Add more sheets as needed.
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No ( ) (to proceed further you must take a lie detector test. You may leave thru the RED door. Someone will meet you to take you to see: Denise Harman, Almost-human Resources Director)

Provo, Utah Chamber of Commerce
Personal Interview

[pretzel4gore]

1. BellSouth has no Denise Harman...

the forces of reaction are endlessly trying to exploit our anger at their depravity; someone saw win win in a) scaring BYU grads into 'confess/repent/obey'(the gop mantra) and b)causing a hullabaloo where nothing was going on, creating more doubt and 2nd guessing, which, apparently, is a plusplus for the gogopigs
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UPDATE: I have just been called by BellSouth and informed that the woman who sent the email threatening to not hire BYU graduates protesting Dick Cheney DOES NOT work there. The woman claimed in her email to hire hundreds of graduates every year and her email included the bellsouth name, but apparently this was her provider, not her employer. I apologize for the confusion and ask that no more complaints be sent to BellSouth since they apparently have nothing to do with this. Thanks.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/joe-vogel/local-businesses-monitor-_b_46760.html