Future Bush says, 'It has come to my attention that the human food supply

[Rex]

is contaminated and is causing kidney failure in thousand of Americans. We, me and Dick, did not know about this until last week when, blah blah, brought it to our attention. Our federal taskforces of blah is working hard on the problem, it is hard work. Reports place the food contamination source somewhere in China. Terrorism is not being ruled out as is human careness'.

'Thank you and get back to shopping soon'. - Future Bush, 2008.

[whistle]

1. You got it almost right except the date, there will be no future Bush in 2008

:hide: :yoiks: ...One can hope, right!

[MedleyMisty]

2. You forgot one phrase

"Mistakes have been made."

[Rex]

4. People got too use to it. Had to drop 'God bless America' and replace it

with 'shop more often'. :)

[NV Whino]

3. And Alberto doesn't recall it at all.

[Rex]

5. Hey, if it worked for a sitting President, why wouldn't it work for Gonzo?

Reagan dragged his ass all over the Constitution, couldn't recall shit about Iran-Contra. Worked like a charm.

[NV Whino]

19. But in Reagan's case...

well, umm, er. I think you get the point.

[murielm99]

6. And Condi could never have anticipated it. n/t

[MikeNearMcChord]

7. And just before they haul Keith Olbermann

off to Gitmo, he will yell. "And Soylent Green Is People!!!!"(good night and good luck)

[EFerrari]

8. Omg.

:scared:

[Rex]

9. I had to work at his grammatically challenged levels, not a easy task.

He probably would say blah blah if he thought it would come across as funny.

[EFerrari]

10. Don't forget "heh, heh".

These have been the scariest years of my life, knowing this guy is sort of in charge. :scared:

/grammar

[Rex]

11. I hear ya, Reagan was a creampuff compared to this crowd.

and at 13, Reagan made me worry. Too much for a kid IMO. Now we know how the Cold War crowd felt. :(

[EFerrari]

12. I always counted on that protective layer of gum under my desk.

We'll be okay. We just can't let them scare us out of taking action. Hang in, my friend.

[Rex]

13. Hell ya bro.

As long as we are two, none shall be able to pull one asunder.

Together we are strong! :hi:

[WinkyDink]

14. "The Amurkin people have got ta unnerstan'. The food supply is very safe. It's

inspected, got lots of inspectors doin' the hard work, inspectin', keep our foods safe from...not bein' safe.
Maybe those kidneys failed 'cuz of drinkin'. I quit long ago, Laura's a great wife, saved my kidneys, heh, heh.
So thank you for your innerest, and keep eating!"

[Rex]

15. LOL! Special low prices now at KFC

Laura loves their buffalo wings. I understand they are made from tiny, intensely spicy buffalo.

[undeterred]

16. However, the human fool supply is nearly unlimited.

[Rex]

17. I would say never ending supply, you have to have more educated ppl

than fools IMO. Dunno how to accomplish that one.

[Cass]

18. "Now watch this drive!"

LOL! You've got him nailed, Rex.