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Edited on Sun Apr-29-07 05:58 PM by calimary
as a likely presidential contender some day. If she's arrested for Contempt of Congress, it pretty much blows that out of the water.
What ELSE it blows out of the water is any realistic chance that, if - NO! WHEN cheney's impeached and removed - bush might try to name her as cheney's replacement because nobody'd dare complain or oppose it for fear of being labeled racist or sexist or both. If that WERE still realistic, it would give him cover, strategically blunt any further efforts to IMPEACH him, because he elevated her so he really can't be THAT bad, can he? Doesn't that mean that everything we said about him is wrong, then? Time would be too short to do anything about it, anyway, and, well, EVERYBODY loves dear darling little contradicta who's SO smart and SO brainy and SO experienced and has SUCH a big-ass impressive resume and HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF SAYING SOMETHING BAD ABOUT HER, you noxious racist you??? And think of the simply adorable photo ops! contradicta out there, taking THE biggest oath of office any woman OR any black would EVER have hoped to take, and waving that royal wave like Elizabeth of England. Well, THAT has now gone bye-bye. The contradicta ploy is no longer a viable option.
It seems to me that this was probably the thinking, though, at one point. Okay, fine then. Sacrifice cheney. bush nominates and of course gets confirmation for contradicta as the new VP. It gives him LOTS of "new credibility and brownie points" with black voters and women and fickle independents who suddenly find that they just really have to start changing their thinking about him, and gives him another nice notch in the history books (SIGH!!! SWOON!!! WHAT a forward-thinking, bold, decisive man he is! The FIRST pResident to have a real, honest-to-pete African American vice president, AND a female at that! OH WOW, OH WOW!!!). His polls would zoom back up again and everybody'd start hailing him as "PRESIDENT LAZARUS!!!" It's a helluva two-fer winner for him and the GOP, cosmetically, at least. It would make everybody forget about the shit he's pulled (especially since cheney's gone and it's a new day and well, that takes care of all our problems, doesn't it!), and it would transform him - no longer the millstone around miserable republi-CONs' necks as they try to rebuild their base, their sagging campaign donations, their horrible reputations, and their still-cherished dreams of a permanent majority. And it sets her up reeeeeeeeel nice and conveniently to run for president as the new and untouchable heir apparent. And nobody could dare oppose or criticize her for fear of being smeared as racist/sexist. All ballyhooed by the breathless, panting, swooning media as perhaps THE shrewdest strategery EVER. It'd turn the longstanding conventional wisdom about the GOP as patently unfriendly to minorities and women straight onto its ear - in one "masterful" stroke. And "masterful" is the word you'd hear over and over from the russerts and tweeties and wolfies and milbankses and o'donnells and anderson coopers and larry kings and all of their ilk.
It WOULD HAVE BEEN a dream-come-true for these assholes. An absolute phony, completely calculated maneuver beyond all imaginings, trumping EVERYTHING else and dominating ALL news cycles for weeks, perhaps all the way through the fall campaign and the next election (which she would purportedly win). It would IN A SINGLE STEP rehabilitate the republi-CON party for years, or at least for long enough for them to gain momentum, and maybe REGAIN the majorities on Capitol Hill.
And it's just unraveled.
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