Tuesday is the 4th anniversary of "Mission Accomplished."

[Skidmore]

Are we commemorating this event appropriately?

[H2O Man]

1. I find the film

of him prancing on that ship to be obscene. If he had any sense of shame, he would beg forgiveness.

[Xipe Totec]

2. 4th Anniversary of Missing Accomplishments?

My, how time flies.

[JTG of the PRB]

3. If by commemorating, you mean...

...something along the lines of staying home on my day off and hopefully writing angrily about how the B*sh Admonkeystration has screwed up this country and its standing in the world so badly that I may not see a return to what America should be and has been historically in the next 20 years of my life, then yes, I will commemorate it.

Also, I'm drinkin' on Monday night with some friends, so I might have a hangover to help me with the whole angry writing thing.

[SpiralHawk]

4. Wednesday is the 4th Anniversary of the Old Man of the Mountain losing face

Immediately after Commander AWOL minced around the deck of the aircraft carrier, wearing crotch padding and proclaiming his Bald Face Lie of 'Mission Accomplished,' the great symbol of the Granite State (New Hampshire) a craggy but noble rock face that had held its chin aloft proudly for millenia, lost face.

THE old Man of the Mountain committed ritual suicide, and collapsed into a pile of dust and rubble -- obviously dying of embarassment at the Connecticut preppy Deserter-in-Chief and his deliberate lies about the Oil Profits Crusade he started in Iraq, and all the needless death and suffering it caused.

R.I.P. Old Man of the Mountain. America misses you and your integrity. But we also understand why you had to do it. Who -- with a shred of honor or integrity -- can abide the Deserter-in-Chief and his occult cabal of chickenhawk republicon liars and thieves.

THE OLD MAN BEFORE BUSH STRAPPED ON THE CODPIECE AND BEGAN PRANCING AND LYING:

[SpiralHawk]

5. The Old Man the day after Commander AWOL shamed himself with "Mission Accomplished"

He used to look like the profile of Abraham Lincoln on the penny -- strong, honest, with tons of integrity.

But after Commander AWOL's deliberate lies, the Old Man now looks like Tom Delay, or Newt Gingrich, or some other modern-day republicon "ideal of integrity" (totally corrupted).



Thanks a pantload for trashing one of America's national wonders with your lies, republicon Commander AWOL

[SpiralHawk]

6. DOCUMENTARY PHOTO OF: Commander AWOL Codpiece as he minces across the deck

proclaiming "Mission Accomplished" In Iraq. This is the farce that led to the immediate and tragic death of
integrity personified: The Old Man of the Mountain.

[jensmygov]

7. Keith

K.O. will probably have one doozy of a show that day!!!!

[SpiralHawk]

10. Hope K.O. will mention the Old Man -- he was my iconic hero

Just a coinkydink that he returned to dust when Commander Codpiece minced about? I think not.

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[mentalsolstice]

8. 4th anniversary of the codpiece

Shall we all don one in celebration?

[uppityperson]

9. I like that idea. Wear a codpiece, no matter your sex, size, age.