"Washington embroiled in whore-iffic pizza sex scandal"...

[Hubert Flottz]

"John the Wad McCain for pResident!"

"I'll have the three topping all you can eat deal, for $4.99, with the hand tossed crust," fat Hastert...

And then I woke up!

Well, a fella can dream can't he?

Hey...these ungawdly scandals are so plentyful, they're even haunting all my dreams now!

[Hubert Flottz]

1. PieGate

"I regret that I had but one wick to dip, for my country," Famous last words!

[Hissyspit]

2. Actually, they're all manifestations of the same scandal.

But without the pizza.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. One of the Johns said it was just like ordering a Pizza on the phone.

I hope this story blows the Repubs "FAMILY VALUES" bullshit away forever! I remember every TV station on the dial was saying that the GOP won so strongly in 2004, because of their sterling "MORALITY!" What a TOTAL crock of shit, that has turned out to be...everywhere you look there's another GOP scandal coming to light.

[WinkyDink]

4. As for pizza: Isn't that what Neil Bush thought he was ordering to his hotel rooms?

The Bush divorce, completed in April after 23 years of marriage, was prompted in part by Bush's relationship with another woman. He admitted in the deposition that he previously had sex with several other women while on trips to Thailand and Hong Kong at least five years ago.

The women, he said, simply knocked on the door of his hotel room, entered and had sex with him. He said he did not know if they were prostitutes because they never asked for money and he did not pay them.

"Mr. Bush, you have to admit it's a pretty remarkable thing for a man just to go to a hotel room door and open it and have a woman standing there and have sex with her," Brown said.

"It was very unusual," Bush said.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. Could he have meant..."Make the (pizza) pie higher?"

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp

Is that some kind of code words to the Immoral Majority in Freeperland?

[WinkyDink]

6. In a very sick way, he's brilliant!

[Hubert Flottz]

7. If running a "fantasy service" is against the law the entire GOP is

in twouble! Fantasy(BULLSHIT)is all Bush and his crew have ever sold us!

Edit to add link...

'D.C. Madam': Releasing clients' numbers not blackmail

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/04/30/dc.madam/