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Atticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 03:30 PM
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I have the perfect all-purpose response to anything a Republican cares to say.
It came to me while watching Lil' Lindsey Graham on one of the morning talk shows.

You see, Lil' Lindsey was grittin' his capped teeth and stompin' his little feet and lookin' real serious-like right into the camera, while shakin' his finger at me and warning how "If the Democrats ram healthcare down our throats by using a trick like reconciliation, that will just POISON THE WELL for any other initiatives they might want to take up".

And, then, it just came to me: what all Democrats should be saying to all Republicans these days---KISS MY ASS!!!

Just kinda "sings", doesn't it?

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quinnox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 03:33 PM
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1. The republicans can go to hell
You are exactly right.

I don't get it, the American public kicked the republicans out on their asses big time and then the republicans pretend to be speaking for America. UH, DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO GOP - THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HATE YOU, ASSHOLES
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 03:35 PM
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2. Like the well isn't already poisoned.
What a fucking idiot.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 03:40 PM
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3. Hey, if your are talking to FOX-Watchin Republicans, you gotta use visual aids too
Here's something to help them grasp the message:

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Last_Stand Donating Member (247 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 03:44 PM
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4. "We were given a mandate"...
"Who cares what you think?"
"Go fuck yourself"

I'm sure there are more that can be taken right out of the mouths of rethuglicans.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 03:49 PM
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5. I like it
Oh, and Lindsey? That "trick" you call reconcilitation, I call "majority rules." By the way, how did you vote on the Terri Schiavo legislation, as long as we're talking about well-poisoning.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 05:13 PM
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6. Be careful. You don't want to {{embolden}} them.
Edited on Sun Mar-14-10 05:14 PM by immoderate
:)

--imm
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 05:14 PM
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7. In the words of Dick Cheney, just say "So??"
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Proud Liberal Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 05:21 PM
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8. Wait a minute
Edited on Sun Mar-14-10 05:25 PM by Proud Liberal Dem
Aren't they ALREADY "poisoning the well" on every initiative that President Obama and the Democrats have been pushing for the past year???? :shrug:

So, if I am to understand Graham correctly, if we DON'T use reconciliation, they will start being nice to us and/or let us have an "up or down vote" on HCR???? In the immortal words of my comic hero, Denis Leary, I don't f****g think so!!!!
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BlancheSplanchnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 07:17 PM
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9. rethugs are to poisoned wells
as Hooker Chemical is to Love Canal.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-10 10:54 PM
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10. I would say to all republicans: "All your policies are about is that rich people
don't want to pay taxes or face regulations. That is it, that is all".
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