I want to turn in (earlier bedtime and all) with a smile --Borowitz on McCain

[Mira]

MARCH 24, 2010
Poll: Majority Favor Earlier Bedtime for McCain

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In the wake of several cranky public utterances by Arizona’s senior senator in recent days, a new poll shows that a majority of Americans favor an earlier bedtime for John McCain.

Fifty-two percent of those surveyed strongly agreed with the statement, “When John McCain says he doesn’t want to serve in the Senate even though he is running for re-election it makes me think he missed his nap.”

When asked which other public figures appear to be staying up past their bedtime, forty-one percent named Newsweek’s Howard Fineman.

Respondents strongly agreed with the statement, “When Howard Fineman starts going on about how Barack Obama is like a Kenyan long-distance runner it makes me think he should already be in his pajamas.”

In other news, Vice President Joe Biden said he regretted his most recent caught-on-mic comment, “John Boehner can bite my big fat throbbing cock.”

[EFerrari]

1. LOL

'Night, Mira!

[Cha]

2. That's right..mccain likes to suspend his

campaign, not work past two, basically do nothing the rest of the year.

No wonder he admires the 1/2 Gov so much.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. I LOVE It!

Good night, my dear Mira...

:hug:

[K8-EEE]

4. K + R + LOL n/t