Another teabagger with an alligator mouth and a hummingbird ass.

[11 Bravo]

He-man warrior, famous hunter, and serial pants soiler Ted Nugent says, "Obama, he's a piece of shit and I told him to suck on my machine gun."
It's funny, but when Terrible Ted had the opportunity to lock and load against something decidedly more lethal than a whitetail deer, he chose to shit himself instead.

[Deep13]

1. The NRA rag has an interview with him this month.

Yeah, no one asked if he shit his pants and kept them on for several days before his draft physical.

[YOY]

2. The poet laureate of the 'Durp Durp Durp' crowd...

n/t

[driver8]

3. I can't stand that piece of shit...

Fuck Ted Nugent.

[Beer Snob-50]

8. AT ONE POINT I DID LIKE HIS MUSIC

of course i was but a wee lad of 15 or 16. saw him open for someone during the clinton admin and all of a sudden he became this rw pos. he wrote a love song with the line "f**k hillary clinton"

[rurallib]

4. I know little about Nugent. Is he a veteran?

Sounds like he could channel that rage for something

[Lochloosa]

6. ...

ON MILITARY SERVICE

He claims that 30 days before his draft board physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last 10 days, he ingested nothing but Vienna sausages and Pepsi; and a week before his physical, he stopped using bathrooms altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with his own excrement, stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. "... but if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd killed all the hippies in the foxholes...I would have killed everybody." - Detroit Free Press Magazine , July 15, 1990


http://www.nocompromise.org/news/000731c.html

[pinboy3niner]

17. Thanks for the info

I didn't know his background, either. Amazing that he would brag about what he did to flunk the draft. Sounds like he didn't want to serve, and wasn't antiwar. So I guess it was just an inconvenience? He had "better things to do"? Real principled guy.

Years after the Vietnam War, I met a high school teacher when I went to speak to his class about the war. He had been in the antiwar movement, refused to report for induction, and willingly went to prison for 2 years for his resistance. Nugent isn't worth a clipping from that teacher's fingernail . . .

[MineralMan]

7. Nope. He was never in the military. He's a complete fraud.

[piratefish08]

12. he might have been - until he literally shit his pants to get out of his service.

[Historic NY]

15. I might have won the lottery if I didn't stop to pee. Nugent the wantabe

[Roland99]

5. There's some lame-ass "status" spam going around the Facebook rounds...

something about:

"Dear God.

You took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze
You took my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett
You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson

God? My favorite president is Obama..."




:eyes:



I'm sure Ted has his set.

[Brewman_Jax]

9. Real scary guy, that Ted

My cat is scarier. Real big talker for someone that chose NOT to serve his country. :eyes: Draft-dodging charter member of the 101st Keyboard Commando Brigade, he can go eat shit and die.

[liberal N proud]

10. I am trying to get that image: alligator mouth and a hummingbird ass

Nugent is a stupid F#%$

[Ikonoklast]

11. My elderly father, who looks like a retired history professor

has killed more people during wartime than every single chickenhawk in this coutry, combined.

He never speaks of killing anything, let alone other human beings.

Those that actually experience combat seldom do.

Those that haven't, even though they had the chance to do so and back up their tough talk, should shut the fuck up.

[ismnotwasm]

13. I agree

All the combat Veterans I've ever known or taken care of, the ones with real stories of war death and dying, don't talk like that idiot Nugent.

[YOY]

14. That's because your father is a man.

And Nugent is a whining man-child who clearly does not understand what taking another's life means...but shit, he wrote "Wango Tango."

[deaniac21]

16. You were so brave long ago. I dream of you at night!