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Fri May-04-07 11:14 AM
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Things you will never hear during GOP candidates' debate! |
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"Okay, ladies, when I'm president, it's Coat Hanger City!"
"That Ronald Reagan -- jeesh, by '86 the mind was kaputt, just totally gone."
"Frankly, I don't get to church often. Generally I just play golf on Sundays."
"I can't do a damn thing with my kids."
"My wife's just staying with me so she can pick out the next White House china."
"We Republicans talk big, but we couldn't balance the budget to save our lives."
"Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do think Paris Hilton deserves a tax cut."
"We're going to screw up fiscally and internationally, and leave the next generation to clean things up. Ha! Ha!"
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do want to be king."
Feel free to add your own!
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Fri May-04-07 11:18 AM
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1. "George Bush is a lying POS and we never should have invaded Iraq." |
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I would have to consider voting Republican if I heard that one...
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Fri May-04-07 11:20 AM
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2. My dear, you will have a long wait. |
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Yeah, they were awfully tender with old GWB. Does he have some means of blackmail? It does make you wonder...
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Fri May-04-07 11:21 AM
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3. "The Commander Guy doesn't like black people, and neither do I." |
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Edited on Fri May-04-07 11:22 AM by tridim
"America is a nation for rich white Christians. If you don't agree with me, you should get the fuck out."
This is a tough exercise because they might actually say those things.
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Fri May-04-07 11:27 AM
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Fri May-04-07 11:27 AM
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5. "If I understood business - I'd be in business. Politics is easy, I just do's what they tell's me." |
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Fri May-04-07 11:32 AM
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6. "I've always felt this way." |
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Fri May-04-07 11:38 AM
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7. "I did have sexual relations with that escort" |
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Fri May-04-07 11:40 AM
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8. " It's not your money it's our money" |
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Fri May-04-07 11:42 AM
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Fri May-04-07 11:43 AM
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10. Are you better off now |
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than you were six years ago?
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Fri May-04-07 11:49 AM
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11. "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok" |
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Edited on Fri May-04-07 11:51 AM by cooolandrew
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Fri May-04-07 12:16 PM
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17. I sleep all night & I work all day |
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Fri May-04-07 12:20 PM
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21. "I wish I'd been a girly... |
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....just like my dear mama!" :rofl:
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Fri May-04-07 12:34 PM
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It was "like my dear papa"?
But, I haven't heard the actual song since the 90s, I'm guessing. So, my memory could be fuzzy.
I would give anything to hear Rudy Giuliani's estranged son sing that song with "papa" on the end!
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Fri May-04-07 02:14 PM
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25. My SO and I have that arguement all the time |
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I'm convinced it's "Papa", she says it's "Mama".
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Fri May-04-07 02:58 PM
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27. I looked it up online afterwards |
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Fri May-04-07 02:14 PM
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26. My SO and I have that arguement all the time |
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I'm convinced it's "Papa", she says it's "Mama".
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Fri May-04-07 11:51 AM
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12. I asked my wife her opinion on that subject... /nt |
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Fri May-04-07 12:19 PM
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19. Or, "My wife tells me I should say..." |
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well, I bet a lot of them are like that in real life...
My mom used to work in a bond/stock trading room with a lot of high-powered men who would always joke with my mom about how a woman's place was barefoot & in the kitchen (or similar)... only, she always would tell me how if their wives ever called, they would drop everything and suddenly turn into pussycats on the phone with them...
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Fri May-04-07 11:53 AM
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Fri May-04-07 11:55 AM
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14. "Frankly I think you broads ought to just sit down and shut the hell up" |
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Although they say it plenty INDIRECTLY.
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Fri May-04-07 12:14 PM
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I'm surprised they didn't have a banner showing a woman barefoot and pregnant, or perhaps a grandmother wearing an apron and holding an apple pie.
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Fri May-04-07 12:29 PM
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22. HA! I was just thinking this morning what a great political poster that would make.. |
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Edited on Fri May-04-07 12:30 PM by youthere
A 1950's-style picture of a very pregnant woman, barefoot (of course) , with a bunch of small children hanging about her and a crying baby in a high chair. In the background would be the ironing and a pile of laundry and a counter of dirty dishes..perhaps the "happy black handyman" at the door and over it all, in huge letters it would say "MY HUSBAND SAYS VOTE REPUBLICAN, AND HE KNOWS BEST!"
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Mon May-07-07 06:52 AM
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I hope to see that poster someday.
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Fri May-04-07 12:12 PM
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15. "I'm not gay - but I pretend to like them on TV." |
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"Bush? Bush you say? I'm afraid I don't know who you're talking about."
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Mon May-07-07 06:57 AM
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31. How about, "I'm COMFORTABLE with my homosexuality". |
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Fri May-04-07 12:19 PM
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18. As a matter of fact, I DO enact laws that benefit Corporate CEOs |
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while pandering to fans of Pat Robertson, whom I have absolutely no intention of doing anything for.
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Fri May-04-07 12:19 PM
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20. Not everything is Bill Clinton's fault. nt |
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Fri May-04-07 12:38 PM
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24. "There is no God but Allah, and Muhammed is his prophet" |
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I'm sure that would play well with Falwell, Robertson, Dobson, Donohue, etc.
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Mon May-07-07 06:41 AM
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28. "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself". |
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Mon May-07-07 06:44 AM
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29. "I'm a Bush Republican, not a Reagan Republican." |
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Mon May-07-07 10:50 AM
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32. "Sing if you're glad to be gay!" |
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"Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too."
Even certain Bible quotes are unlikely; e.g. "It is easier for a camel to pass through a needle's eye than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven".
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