TalkingDog
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Fri May-14-10 11:41 AM
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Chuck Norris, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck ALL at the Charlotte NRA Convention |
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Who's willing to post my bail?
Highest bidder gets to choose between verbal heckling, creme pie and a water balloon filled with non toxic permanent stain (think dye pack)
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Fri May-14-10 11:45 AM
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1. Only if you can snatch that wig off of Norris's head. |
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Fri May-14-10 11:47 AM
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3. Behind Chuck Norris' wig there is not a head. There is only another |
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Fri May-14-10 12:00 PM
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That would explain all the crap he spews. |
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Fri May-14-10 12:05 PM
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9. Bwahahahahahaaaa!!!! Awesome. Family Guy reference and on topic! +1 |
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Fri May-14-10 11:46 AM
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2. Charlotte's not big enough |
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for all that bile in one place.
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Fri May-14-10 11:51 AM
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4. What is the total IQ of all three? |
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I assume it may be over 100 (Total):evilgrin:
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Fri May-14-10 11:52 AM
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6. Less than that of your average turnip. |
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Fri May-14-10 11:51 AM
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5. Only if you yell "Hey Sarah! Youuuuuuuu betcha!" |
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before hitting her in the face with a cream pie.
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Fri May-14-10 12:09 PM
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11. Name your price. It's got to cover bail and a lawyer.....n/t |
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Fri May-14-10 11:52 AM
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7. so where's the Fourth Horseman, Michelle Bachmann, going to be? |
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Fri May-14-10 12:00 PM
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8. Be careful and wear protective head gear.LOL |
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Fri May-14-10 12:05 PM
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I can't say it or I'll be banned!
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Fri May-14-10 12:10 PM
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12. Among Teabaggers, this is considered a "Brain Trust" (nt) |
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Fri May-14-10 02:20 PM
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18. With Any Teabagger... |
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You have to rely on trust if you think that any of them have a brain much larger than the stem.
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Fri May-14-10 12:11 PM
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13. You don't have to do anything but light a firecracker. |
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When it POPS, all the gun nuts in the room will start firing and end up shooting each other.
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Fri May-14-10 12:28 PM
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14. Better stick with bubble wrap. According to Shrub and Cheney |
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a Firecracker is a WMD, don'cha' know?
I'd get labeled as a enemy combatant, nobody would Mirandize me, and off to GitMo for me.
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Fri May-14-10 01:43 PM
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15. I would suggest taking off and nuking the place from orbit. |
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It's the only way to be sure.
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Fri May-14-10 02:10 PM
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17. I was thinking the climax to Inglorous Basterds myself. |
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... but then I went with the wimpy "Lock 'em up" angle instead.
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Fri May-14-10 02:07 PM
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16. Quick! Get some pad locks! |
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This may be our only chance to contain them.
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